`The Heart Attack Burger` Ingredients 1 Quarter Pounder from Macdonald's 1 Medium Fries from Kentucky Fried Chicken 1 Portion of Onion Rings from Burger King 1 Sachet of Barbecue Sauce from Macdonald's Method 1. Unwrap the quarter pounder and remove the top bun. 2. Place the fries in an orderly fashion on top of the cheese. 3. Place 4 of the onion rings on top of the fries, again in an orderly fashion. (feel free to eat the rest of the onion rings at this stage) 4. Empty the entire sachet of barbecue sauce on top of the burger, fries and onion ring stack. 5. Replace the bun to it's original position and apply very light pressure. 6. Eat the motherf**ker while making m,mmmm noises! 7. Seek medical advice immediately... and go on a diet.