tomass666

cum. sorry, someone had to say it

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Warning: standing on plastic bags may cause hair to spontaneously combust

It is the Newquey surf, skate and music festival http://www.ripcurlboardmasters.com/main.html

When is the nookie(sp) festival on in cornwall? Ashton does demos there. You could try to incorporate a trials event into it

yeah, really sorry if you actually didnt find it scary, I just know too many people who say things like "I didnt find that scary" and "You wouldnt be able to kill someone, unlike me" Basterds.

I hate egos. I also hate that film, it reminds me of the mothman prophecies; a seriously scary film.

Let us see it then! sounds good!

I take it this is the "new and improved" monkey speaking?! Cheers anyway

Everyone will know the line "There is no spoon" from The Matrix. :shifty: I just backwheeled a height of pallets that i've been stuck on for days, by saying to myself "there are no pallets" in the boy monk's voice, and imagining that they are much smaller than they are. Am I just a freak or does everyone use mental images to ride bigger? ;)

Nooo! If you stopped TF then most of us would cease to exist anymore! The whole fabric of reality would unravel. or something else quite bad like that.

no

Get a girlfriend! Get drunk, do things you cant remember but would regret if you could. Listen to heavy music and set fire to stuff(if you light a petrol-dowsed tennis ball and hit it, it sounds like a meteor, oh and if you light your petrol dowsed hand it does actually hurt!) :shifty:

yeah i'd love to be a help! can we only do it one day though, i'd like to watch the mods freely?

How profesional do we have to be? I'm only 16 and quite new to trials so probably wouldnt be much help! :P

Hey are you taking spectators or riders? If spectators then I could do with a lift! Ill be camping on the official site, are you staying there?

It's been about 28-32'c in the past few days and i've hardly been able to walk to my bike, never mind haul it up walls. Also, does anyone know why trials is generally a very sweaty sports compared to others? Theres probably a very simple reason but my scottish brain doesn't function much above 25'c. Or any other temperature for that matter.

on the video, theres one clip where a trialser is hopping along some bike racks and theres cops in a car sat gawping at what the guy could do :)

Cool you got any dates/places etc? Is it with the downhill race?

Is there any transport from skipton to addingham? or do we have to find our own way?

I'm about to go from blond afro to short blue for Rammstein in 6 days time!

Hurrah! a voice of reason! when were you ill last time Craig? Did you go to the doctors? Did you pay for that treatment? If your bike was stolen who would you report it to? and you would, contrary to popular belief, have more faith in the "pigs" finding it than trying to find and retrieve it yourself. oh yes, and how's your education? you look like you can spell pretty well! This country might seem pretty crap with it's chavs and tax etc but these problems are relatively tiny compared to those of other countries. Also remember that a country is made by it's people. If you arent happy why dont you go stand for parliament? You wouldn't be able to do that in most other countries.

hehe i won a butterfly race when i was about 10, all you do is thrash the water as hard as possible. But back to the topic...

Tell us where to get them! if it's www.shoezone.net then please tell me where the nearest shop to dumfries in scotland is? i cant find it (Y)

Hey can you give us a link to the bike on your site? sounds nice