Alan

I hate this as fat pants smells and is a cock

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Go back and read this thread and imagine "Doing the buisness" Is a shit.

If there something there then knock.....**KNOCK KNOCK**.....Why do you have to be like this?

Voted white....Although:

Taken from another thread Clearly not joe!

Took me about hour and 45 in the end, Yummy cold chips! Nope, I went to sleep spretty much straight away, then i woke up and poked my tongue out, That hurt. Incase i didn't say before, My mum went away for weekend and text her saturday morning saying "What would you do if i got my tongue pierced" Her delighted reply was "Don't even go there! Enjoy your new home if you do!"....So i had it done saturday evening. She picked me up from school today and i was talking to her pretty much all the way home and talking to her indoors, So far so good. She is coming home with KFC in a minute....Ooooh i love a challenge. Have you seen how much scarification bleeds, I think thats what puts me off, plus the fact most of it looks shit lol Is a heart really worth it? I'm not saying it a crap idea etc, Ypour body, Not mine Personal opinions. Since having my tongue done i have leant abit more about some of my friends! Some of them actually like piercings, Flesh hole's etc but un-like me they wouldn't have got them done before because of what people my think Woyldn't life bew so boring if everyone thought like that!

Coolio's, Pads in the post

Sameee probaly won't go up till christmas eve lol

Stop stealing my topic! But seriously, I want pads! lol Some of you can say it's only £28 pound, But £28 to a 15 year old without a job can be alot! I know that if he puts on his site that delivery can take upto a month he will probaly get less orders but in all fairness, 1 - 2 days is bollocks.

45 Minutes eating portion of chips....and counting... What would you want done, Or not though that deeply into it?

Righteo, I ordered pads on Tue, November 28, 2006 4:18 pm, But still have not received them, I have sent an email but have not had a reply as of yet, Before anyone starts ranting about not to worry steves a sound guy etc etc, DON'T! Ive bought pads from Heatsink before so i know the quality of the service. I just want to know if my pads have been lost in the post or Havn't been posted yet... So if anyone has a contact number i would be grateful Cheers, Alan. EDIT: Spelling.

I know its abit OT, But has anyone has scarification done? Personally i think it looks wrong 9 times out of 10, Some can look ok though

Huck that for a laugh! I'll stick with my 25 minute non painful soup

With salt and viniger and burger sauce?

Just finished my soup haha Iceee creeeam Edit: About 25 m inutes to eat soup and 5 slices of bread, Usually takes about 5 minutes, if that!

Pinch yur tongue till you feel slight pain/uncomfatable, It feels like thay for about a second lol Trying to eat soup with bread is hard though

Got my tongue done todayyy

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OH MY GOD, I f**king love you.

Why the f**k does everything come up with content removed

I'll try internet explorer instead of Mozilla.

Was about to post that i love you, But videos have indeed been removed.

I watched it, So no annoyance there Theres a couple of things i want to see in it again, Like when the wind Hurricane blows into the harmonica shop.

Because mines just a taper at the moment? EDIT: One word, OPINION - It's yours, I have nothing against different people's opinions so, Meh.