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Alan

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  1. Yes! ducks are cool as, i want!
  2. Yep, two tunnels and the top of my ear kicked out my head...
  3. Alan

    Takeaways

    Salt This man knows where its at, tramps eat from the wheelie bins behind generic foodstore of food that out of date, and they dont die
  4. What i was going to say, he would just be a 150kg man, needing a poo.
  5. Alan

    Forum Upgrade

    Not a fan, the sort of forum i'd browse through, think about signing up up and then go nah f**k that. Something about it just doesnt look right.
  6. 1987 Mk2 Polo Saloon 1272cc 5 speed
  7. picking up a MIIIIIIIIINNNNT Mk2 'Loon wednesday! f**k YEAH!
  8. 4x100? Wheres halfway to the milky way?
  9. If i was him i'd just burst out laughing at the end of the show and say "imagine how many people actually just jumped out of their chairs"
  10. Alan

    New Tattoos

    Then theres no need for him to even look in here, let alone post...
  11. Been doing heating for 2 years, start my second college year in sept, apprenticeship, day release college.
  12. and fat girls, cant have massive boobs, there just proportionate. I hate it when people say look at the size of her tits, when shes quite a large girl anyway.
  13. Four poster bed, just build up and around you current bed, bonus points for not being able to see how the cans are joined work out how high one long tube would be...
  14. f**king hell, just leave it. End of.
  15. Wheres the "its all about mayonaise" option. Ours is usually in the fridge, but i tend to leave it on my computer table lol
  16. FUCK BTP Half PCSO half BTP? Could it get much worse? Im guessing were talking about Eric though, he's alright for a plastic policeman
  17. Yeah thats jarsquatter, i think whats worse is he doesn't turn the cam off or fall over screamer, just picks it and watches this pool of blood beneath him, rough. So yeah back on topic...
  18. I dont fancy searching for either of them by the reactions. Im guessing these are the same as jar squatter? the sort of thing you have to see to the end?
  19. Rob Thomson, come on dooown!
  20. why not? hit the clit from two angles
  21. 1.2 is the size claires accesorys sell body jewelry in, as said, more feminine. Still debating stretching my tongue hmmm, its just, having to sit there for a fair while, tongue hanging out, waiting for it to take to the stretch enough to put a tunnel in....
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