Haz
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How long is a jiffy?
60 moments in a jiffy.
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Sounds like a classy animal.
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My cat pwns. What he pwned I have no idea, but whatever it was bled...
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I know someone called Mike Hunt. He is the onlly person I know who fulfills that role perfectly, in that he is a proper unt©.
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france. they only go bang , try and get some semtex instead Exactly what I was thinking.
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ARGH! That's 1 hour less to do my maths coursework!
Still, summer.
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do any of ou feret owners do the evil rabit hunting shit?
Nah, but he did find a live mouse in the compost bin in our garden and he made shot work of that. My sister had two but she was forced to give them up beause my parents thought she neglected them. I wanted to take them rabbiting, they were vicious, would'a been ace for ferreting.
T-BAD, I have an Angora ferret, my sisters were both Albino, one of them went walkies and was found 6 hours later by someone who took her to the vets, she'd been in for a checkup that week in the very same vets, so they knew whose it was! Ferrets are ledge.
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I got a ferret.
Edit: probably has infinately more personality than any other domestic animal, he's ace. Dead friendly, too.
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Thankyou so much, I woulda missed this otherwise!
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Maths - C
Physics - D
General Studies - C
Pretty pissed about maths and physics, I wanted Bs for both, So I'm retaking.
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Same chain as on my T-rex, so just over 3 years.
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I don't have push buttons on my microwave.
Nor did I scroll back up to look at five, 4 was allready on my screen anyway.
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The Day After Tomorrow - Oh dear god no. Ok, I understand the Ice Age business, but why do I want to wait 2 hours to see some geologist* geezer go and find his son, leaving the rest of the northern Hemisphere to perish. I either wanted them all to perish, or none of them, which in fact, would still have made it a pointless film.
*Yes, I meant meteorologist, I couldn't remember what it was but now I have.
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No order, just as they come...
The Green Mile
Donnie Darko
The Anchorman
The Italian Job (real italian job, in Italy, with Minis)
Naplolean Dynamite
Battle Royale
Team America
Orgazmo
Pulp Fiction
Lock Stock + Two Smoking Barrels (and Snatch, really, but Lock Stock just gets it)
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Imagine being the tattoo artist, edging slowly and slowly closer to the crotch.
You almost literally couldn't pay me enough.
Suprising, you strike me as the kind of guy who'd like to stab a guy in the balls 300 times a minute with a point covered in ink.
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On a similar note...
Husband and wife in bed, when the wife suddenly farted “1-0” she said,
Husband obviously not happy about this lets 1 rip “1-1” he replied,
Wife lets another 1 go “2-1 to me” she replied to her husband,
Husband lies there and drops another stinking fart “2-2”
Wife shouts for a penalty “3-2”
Husband still not happy at getting beat tries to force 1 out and shits all over his side of the bed,
Wife says “what the f**k was that?”
Husband “that’s half time, swap sides”
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Bud is weiser
What do budweiser and sex in a canoe have in common?
They're both f**king close to water.
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when I heard it it was an irish man not a blonde.
Wonder what would happen if the bird was irish and blonde?
She'd be picking it back up.
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EDIT: ooooh http://www.digiuk.com/productdetail.asp?id...05&guid=&s=&sm= looks good
Damn nice laptops those, definately worth considering, but what the have in power they loose in portability. Pretty hot in use aswell.
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I'll be 27. I want to go to Uni before then, and do Civil Engineering or Architecture, get a degree and create a partnership with a person on my course (if any of us get along good) and set up an independant business. Build a f**k of bridge that everyone thinks "Holy shit! Look at that!", similar to the Millau bridge. And get stuff rolling nicely. God knows what after that, if I actually achieve all that, I'll be chuffed to the max.
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Powerspinning 'til you twatted the front into a wall?
Those skills ought to pay most of your bills
Completed all that punk-ass training shit anyway. Just wait 'til you get to the Autocross
I have completed the training. I just can't be bothered to get the full game, because I prefer NFS: Most Wanted, where I can powerspin my way off cliffs and carry on racing.
And I'd hardly call it 'twatted', more 'rolled with moderate agression'. -
Worried about your parking skills I thought i'd record some real skills.
Erm, just ignore the condition of the car.
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Reel Big Fish - Take on Me (A-Ha)
Reel Big Fish - Hungry like the Wolf (Duran Duran)
Goldfinger - Rio (Duran Duran)
Big Wednesday - Toxic (Britney Spears) Has to be heard to be believed, local band though, doubt you'll be a ble to find it.
How Tempted Are You?
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1337 5p33k, not orgasm speak.
I only use abriviations on MSN, such as LOL, or BRB, but just becasue they are faster. If I typo I correct it, you just look stupid if you don't pay attention to what you are typing.