IF SOME one tried taking my bike i probley smack the fook out but if they were allot bigger than me i would let then take my bike in there hands(now the hands are in use) smack him so hard in the nose as many times as i could before he drops the bike and see what happens after that but more than likely the skinny streaks of piss will fall to the floor. and i have adhd so i probably wouldn't stop hitting for about 15 min.