You would think that you would of learnt your lesson after the first time, but what you on now? 12? 1. Dont ride your moped across a field and round a motorcross track trying to escape the police. 2. Dont try and use a angle grider near a friends finger, results in him not being able to feel his thumb..Still..and this was 6 years ago..lmao 3. dont try and rally a Front wheel drive car..doesn't work. and you hit posts. 4. Dont think you can dirt jump your new car..doesn't work.. 5. Dont tell a girl that you have a wooden leg, and then you meet with her, and she asks to see it, i get it out, and she runs away.. LMAO 6. Dont run up to old men and start singing lady sovereigns new song in there face..they dont like it. 7. Something i learnt last night, dont stack cones up and reverse your car into them, it doesnt like being used as a bowling ball. I have loads, just not time to write them all.