Boris_the_second

i was once asked how do i stop my self falling off just said with my hands

well i havent been on heare in a looooooooooong time so im almost a new member again lol nice to see its still the same old forum though lol

just watched top gear it was the top gear bike vs car vs boat race to london city airport. Wats the song sort of at the end when jeremy is driving the couger boat sort of past the dome and through the tems gate's. Its ace sort of a rock opera song.

i have a pece of fragmented bone floting around my body from when i broke my hip. To this day no doctor has been able to get a sdample of blood from any arm the first or second time.

yo im reli reli stuck trying to find a song. I think it could be by tom jones or it sounds alot like him but its got a funky guitar bit in it. The last line is (and im gona get my share) if that helps. i tryed google but tis a no go so ill try the next best fing.

" Its just easier than going outside "

Don't think of it as Rape just think more of it as Suprise sex

mines a place called Adam's pizza house wich also do kebabs for £1 there soooooooo good never eaten one sober though kebab with BBQ n Onions

F**K me cap that bail at the end oh my god fort it was gona be a stanly park moment. Would have been good to see you on your arse just knowing how sexi it is Grate vid its been a long time but well worth the wait.

How gutted would you be if you broke your ligaments havin a wank? imagin explaining to the doctor how you did it my mum tore all the ligaments in her leg sliping on some ice and she had surgery but she couldnt walk for ages. Now shes getting arthiritus in the same leg poor mum

J / lawnmower man u have always been a damm cripple. ive never had to have any reli bad surgery thought i might have had to have somthing when i broke my hip. i got of easy with 6 weeks no moving

lol I LOVE TRA vids. Last one a saw has on sum old skool bmx at the begining lol good vid. Boris.(the Return)

i had a weirdo dream. I dremt that my friend was droped to 12 units at college buy this tutor i hate. n then my friend went and stabed her in the facwe but she wudnt stay doen. Then when i got in to college the first thing i saw my friend with was a pair of siccors. And the tutor had a scratch dwn her face wear het cat had clawed her. and oh yes boris is back after not posting in ike 4 mounths or somthing Boris

Looking pretty good there kyle. very smart did you do it you self.

I work at mcdonalds and our radio station has been getting quite good lately. As i was cleaning up last night an awsome song came on, and ive looked every where for it but no cigar. Its almost a dance tune like all bass and stuff but then some kick ass guitar comes in. I was like . The chorus is like ther's no one els id wana be /no one els id rather be somthing along those lines if you have/ know the song can i please have the name and artist luv u. Boris