Best one was; I was out with my mate, and some drunkard came over and said
"f**k MAAAAAATTTEEEEE!! You aint got a seat!!" (haha, how original)
To which I said (with suprised look on face) "f**k sake, we were only in the shop for a second, f**king chav's"
He then followed in a slurred voice with "Mate, it's kl, look I just got a seat for my bike in that park, you can have it, anyway mate, I'm a bit pissed, and I dont have a bike soooo (pulls out a bike seat) you have it"
Me and my mate laughed and my mate just simply said "What the hell!" and we still question ourselves about that day.