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I work at Halfords and i asked the new guy to find a bus stop sign to put some P.O.S in, next thing i know i see him down the road sellotaping them to a bus shelter lol.

Just started to get into johnny cash. His songs are brilliant.

Exactly. The films are made so that people who don't know the comics learn about the characters and those who know the comics won't be pissed off that the film makers are getting it wrong. It's gotta happen chronologically or it will be shit. They done the same in the superman films, tell everyone who don't know the comics everything about him but also satisfy the people who do know everything about him.

In the comics there are 3 different people that venom inhabits. The 1st one is eddie brock Jnr. The 2nd is some muscular gangster man and 3rd is someone i cant remember. If you remember those who saw the film, there is still some venom left that the doctor has.

LOL! ditto. I have about 5 poo's at work a day.

Venom is basically some form of an alien race called Symbiotes. It takes over his body and makes him more violet and hightens all the bad emotions making him a mean person. When he rips it off it is then attracted to Eddie Brock Jr. because of his hatred towards Peter Parker/Spiderman thus creating venom. Venom in the film. Black and white comic version. and venom in his ultimate form (hopefully soon too become a tatoo) The film was good but in all fairness there wasn't enough Venom. He is a bigger, better and stronger version of spiderman.

I just sent this question to my mates phone : I'm a 19 year old male called steven and i find my friend Jason attractive? Should i ask him to stop at my house, get him drunk so i can have my way with him? Edit: Answer is: AQA doesn't think you should get Jason drunk in order to have your way with him. Speak to him frankly to find out if the attraction is mutual.

Q. What would happen if i suddenly sprouted an extra leg? A. If you suddenly sprouted an extra leg you would have difficulties with walking an balance. People may also start calling you 'Jake the Peg'. lol

Buy some trannys off ebay and get them to pull someone you hate.

Fingers: jay Eyes shut: jay Nose: jaqy67 Chin: jhmnasyh Elbows: jmnzxhjyn Knuckles: jay Palm: jhszyh Tongue: jay How can anyone do it with their chin unless they have a jimmy hill style one?

when i was younger me and my mates used to play football on the astro turf and i was the only one who could reach the bar. I thought i'd show off and hang off it by jumping a from a far distance to reach it. I jumped too far away and my hands slipped, landed on my neck and was out cold for about 30 mins!

I liked it when he started shaking his head at the keyboard. I used to punch the monitor and growl at my monitor, i have a good one now so i hold back a little.

I'm stuck on the beserker in that planty place, hardcore mode. I prefere it online though...

TMNT 10/10. If you are a fan watch it, if not, you will think it's shit.

This man knows his stuff!

me and my mate should be going too...

I might go, depends whether my mate can be arsed.

i was told it was about 30 i think. i had a piss after and my bell was buzzing.

I've told my girlfriend i don't love her and i want to break up with her. lol I thought it was funny but... obviously not.

Have about 1 a day. My record for one day is 18. Tried to beat the world record. I failed.

Can i be in your tent? If so, i'll bring the vaseline. If not, i won't bring the vaseline

Yeah, get extra strong for ass f**king.

Major respect is in order there.

Cheers mate, found one that is 2.5miles away from where we are meeting. Could just get a taxi there in the morning. 30 pounds a night. Just need to get in touch with my mate now...

Don't mind getting the train its just somewhere to stop really. Whats a post code close to where everyone is meeting?