Jay Jay

Thats rad.

Can you buy them dragon things? If so, where from?

Pro evo easily. I still have ISS PRO 98 with paul ince and fabritzio ravenelli on the front. They name slay me on that one, '(ryan) GRIGGS, (gareth) SOUTHGOAT, (roberto) LARCOS. The list goes on forever. Overall game play= PES Shit game play and lots of glitches=Fifa

ASDA beastie bites are the best. On a beetroot and cucumber sandwhich

Aston Villa. Supported them all my life and for all those who remember Brian Small. He used to live down the road from me and i got my picture took with Dwight Yorke on the corner of my road.

It is the person. I feel comfortable with the high stem as my back hurts if i lean over for too long. The cranks are working ok at the moment so i don't really need to change them. Thanks for the comments so far.

Just thought i'd post my bike seeing as i haven't done it yet. There you go, pics were taken off my phone. Comments please. Heres a quick spec... Gu typhoon short Echo team forks Rear profile on ronnie rim Front hpe pro II on hog rim Avid BB7 front disk Echo Headset

I can honestly say i think that was the only time i've seen an inverted penis.

The dreams that i hate are the ones when you get the fittest girl in the world then you are just about to do 'it'.......then you wake up with a huge boner. Does my head in. The worst one i've ever had, i was sitting next to this girl (who i fancied) in my maths class. We started kissing and getting blowjobs and stuff while the class going along as normal. We started to have sex on the table and a couple of mins later she sprouted a dick and started f**king me in the ass. I can honestly say that i never sat by her again.

The best dream i've had was i was round my mates house playing pro evolution 2. His mom then comes upstairs trying to eat us (she was a zombie), so we killed her with his quilt then ran downstairs. We watched the news and the world had been taken over by Ivan Ooze (from Power Rangers) and he turned everyone into zombies. So we got the bus to hide because he was chasing us. We got onto the top deck and we sat down at the back only to find him kissing then shagging my other mate Keith at the front. Great dream

When you get wanked off by a girl it feels like using your left hand upside down. "you gonna cum?" "yeah i will do when Lord of The Rings, 2 disc edition finishes."

I can make sunday no problem

I keep saying to myself that i'm gonna stop but then on the night i always have one. I can't help myself, it's addictive. Plus i read that the more you wank, the less chance of getting testicular cancer cuz it cleans out the dead sperm.

Trying to get the day off work, Highly doubtful but trying

Make it a sunday then i can go.

The Green Mile did me in. I was crying from when the skinny little horse-shoed haired man was killed. Amazing film. PERCY YOU b*****d, THERE IS A MOUSE HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am genuinely a big fan. He taught us a lot about animals in a fun way. The amount of energy, commitment, passion and enthusiasm he put into helping endangered animals will more than likely never been seen again. R.I.P Steve 'A Legend Amongst Legends'

Would you mind sharing how you done it? At the mere mention of pay rise at my store and they piss themselves laughing.

Sex Pistols Tom Jones The Wurzels The White Stripes Muse Spice Girls etc... I can't be arsed after those so knock yourself out.

You must be superman to actually get 5.55 an hour, Specialists only get about 6 quid an hour and you don't get to be a specialist until you've worked with the company for a few years or had past experience.

I can't belive i used to fancy the girl that fat sam kissed. I look at her now and think

You asked him yet? lol

Just go smart/casual. If you wear a suit you WILL get the piss ripped out of you. I didn't have an interview, my mate phoned me and asked if i wanted a job and i said yes. I got it just like that. I think it took them about a month to realise i was there though

Good job i play world OF warcraft then

Cheers man