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  1. trials_pimp

    Picture War

    Best to be carefull, against Certain Diseaes :blink:
  2. Simon, we can make one for the BMW Its all part of the great BMW Project. The 1st step. which has allready been bench tested, is the PA system on the roof :blink:
  3. Asds is such a funny place. The Last time a few of us whent there was funny. Mate was filling people trollies fully with crap. Launched a Salad fork over 2 isles, and landed it in some womans trolly, who simply stared at the ceiling when she saw it. Tried to pass Br3n a mini rugby ball, but he couldnt catch it, and it knocked a Vase off the Shelf. Was Playing with said ball in the car park, waiting for someone. Hit numerous cars, and another lady square in the face. Ah such fun
  4. 01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department. 08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here
  5. Im More Hardcore, because I listen to Hardcore........
  6. trials_pimp

    Picture War

    The Sun will evaporate all water
  7. Its going to be a bit crwoded in portsmouth this sunday. Its the Great South Run on sunday. There will be about 100,000 people running, + spectators and the rest.. Ill come along, if I dont go 4x4ing on sunday
  8. trials_pimp

    Picture War

    Cant hurt the withstandanator.....
  9. Remember in the days. -When I was 5, I fell off a scooter and the handle went through my cheek. -Starting 1st school, and making friends. -The time I rigged a 24V powerpack up to some kids headbrace Starting Trials -Passing My driving test -Buying my Capri. Driving 100 miles just to get there. -Meeting DJ for the 1st time in southampton. Such a Top Guy -My Time on the MAD team -NASS - all 4 years of it.
  10. yea, thats when/where ill be. I think you shouod drag andy along, hell love it :)
  11. I dont know what to take pitty on more. The fact you got a puncture, or the fact you paid money for a C-max............
  12. Charlotte, which venue are you you attending???
  13. trials_pimp

    Picture War

    No anvil can stop Wile
  14. 90% of road tyres have 8mm of tread when new. Im yet to find a brand that doesnt.
  15. Sorry for this........ Thats what you get for using pads made by some kid in his bedroom..... This is exactly why I dont trust any of this "home made" crap. By from a reputable Company. I feel for You, I really do. A few years back, I fell on my back accross a Post. Wnet Blind, Deaf, couldnt walk, couldnt breathe. Took me about 1/2 hour just ot get my sight and hearing back. Must have gone into some real bad shock. It took about 3 weeks before I coulld walk properly again. And, as for Rimjams, Dont get me started. I was given a set at NASS, they lasted 20 minutes, before over heating, burning, going black and crumbling away to nothing. Quality or what. Serriously man, stick to we know, well made pads, you dont want something like this to happen again.
  16. Charlie, Looking at about £25 for the ticket when youve addes postage, Surchage ect. Gunna be soo sweet
  17. Just ordered my ticket, For Brighton. Should be a sweet event. http://www.tasteofchaos.com/home.htm Bands: The Used Story Of The Year Killswitch Engage Rise Against Funeral For A Friend Bleed The Dream My American Heart Some damn good bands, should be a fine evening of entertainment ahead.
  18. Thats a strange one I only got 3 pics in total. http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:KY..._1101066625.jpg http://www.bikewizard.co.uk/images/09a27fb...315922ca316.gif That Last one, I really cant explain
  19. And where did you get that idea from? AY? You shoudl do this on Worthing, It would suit the ideals of the xCrewx
  20. trials_pimp

    Picture War

    This will teach that damn cat
  21. Wheeler " Damn, this is some good Porn, I mean real good" Dan "Boy, ill sticker that twat up good later" Br3n "Yep, I can do that, not going to." Scott - Wow, this Tank top makes me SOO buff, but I wonder if I was in the wind tunnel too long, this wind effect hair isnt working" Mike "IM A BALLAERNIA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" By the way, thats Brendan, not sexymike.............
  22. thats what you get for riding a bike with a flat rim, and brakes that work on the tyre. Was great fun watching you kill that badboy.
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