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ATi Radeon 9600 Pro The rest 2.8 Celeron Processor 512ddr Ram 80 Gig and 120 Gig hard drives

Ok, Today I tried to instal Battlefeidl 2. Everything instaled fine, but when I went to play it, it said there was a file Missing, somethig to do with Direct X. So a friend of mine got that sorted, and we thought it would all be good. But now, you go to run the game, it comes up with the Battlefeidl 2 Logo, and switched to a black screen, where it stays there and does nothing. If you Tab out, there is another window that says error, But it wont let you open it, and it says nothing about the nature of the error. If you click on it all you get is move and close, and whan you try and move it, nothing come up and it closes. So My friend has spent the last 4 hours attempting to correct this. And nothing, the game just wont run... My computer is well over the minimun requirements for the game. We have just updated every driver for everything on the computer to the latest level. He ran some diagnostics and everything came up fine. But we cant figure out why the game wont load, and what the error is. We have checked for spywhere ect, run scan disc, checked for any errors, tried another game disc iof the same game and reinstaled it. and nothing. Please, can someone help

well thats why Ill be leaving here at about 5.30 - 6am. Get there nice and early and get a primo camping area, like I did last year.........

Worthing is much better for Natural than Brighton. Preston Park doesnt have anything good to ride, and the only rocks are man made defences in the marina, in which you have to climb over a 15ft wall to get to. And they arent rocks, they are concrete things. If you want rocks, youve got Worthing, good street too, Shoreham, Nice rocks, and the old fort. And all the new sets of rocks in between. Theres also Eastbourne that has a nice load of rocks on the seafront. Brighton isnt worth it, unless you just want street

Yea speaking of driving, now that more of us lot can drive, and not just me, we shall be bringing more people and more crazy crap to have lots of fun with. I thing a bouncy castle this time and a bigger paddling pool

And he didnt have a Fried breakfast, was too fatening for him...... Ah Diet Simon, no it will never die, the Spirit of NASS will live in your forever. Toothpaste Ay Porter

Ahhhh yes. xWxYxCx Will be in full attendance. Why would we miss the chance to sit around and drink? Except Diet Simon - Who WIll buy Archers and Diet cock, then Not drink it,

None of the Above. I lay in bed and read. And its not a wank mag either

yea, was my Birthday today 22nd I know, Im probly the oldest b*****d on here 22 today But to all the Friends Ive made through here I thanks you Porter - Sheer Genius Hobbsie - Legend Mannings - Hero Tic - Safe as arseholes Jonny Jones - THE man Shrewsbury - Great guy Andy P - Smooth Criminal WxYxC - Nothing but love And everyone who made thisForum possible, I thanks you from the bottom of my heart. You guys have created and place of gods. And anyone else who has helped me along the way, or tolerated my stupid posts. THANKS

Damn we will be stealing more than a bench. We are going to make a statly Home in our campsite. I can see most of us sodding NASS and just getting pissed up and rowdy in the campsite. I might take the bike. I mean I dont wnt to have to walk to the Food court. ATTENTION ALL. Those who are taking your bikes, we are all getting trashed, and entering the rials comp in NOVICE. You have been warned

You didnt think that through. Trials bike 2 miles Drunkenness(unless your as hardcore as Staples and Mannings) Getting lost Getting Mugged (its birmingham) Lazyness Crap/little sleep Poter the ninja

I know there was a big Fuss over this. Anyway. NASS is 29th - 30th of July. So thats a month later than usuall, cant complain. The camping has been sorted - The WILL be camping. The campsite is 2 miles away from the NEC. It will have a Foodcourt, camp shops, BArs, Showers and Bogs. There will be free Busses running allday to and fron the NEC to the campsite. Now I can see alot wrong with this. What do you do woth a bike? Take it on Bue, is it going to be alowed? You cant simply all sit about at your tents, Drink, BBQ, and have a laugh, then wander into the "town centre" and continue the night. How offen are the buses? If you get there and leave something in your tebt, you have to travel ages to get it. What do you do with someone who gets wated? Its not like you can simply drag them to their tent and have them sleep it off. The Buses WILL get trashed and stick of shit after the 1st day. Its not ideal, But at least its happening

well if its one of simons games, the Qualificatiosn would be: Wear Old used ladies under garments Be able to hold a 20 pack of felt tip pens in your ass Have the ability to deepthroat a British cucumber Eat a pinapple with like regualr apple Run with your pants round your ankles Be able to sing the National athemn whilst stood on your head, and being whipped by a Liquerish whip

this is fun

Sorry for another, but this is too much fun. WARNING - the veiws expressed in the following are the veiws of the twisted and not right. If they offend you, please dont hessitate not telling me, as I dont care anyway.

Im running Itunes, and its sitting in the back ground converting a few files as the do when you import a new Libary. So my computer starts running slow and dodgy, so i check the system resources, and the CPU is maxed out. But as soon as I close itunes, it goes to 2%, thats with winamp and other bits running. I fail to see that itunes would need over 98% of my CPU. Why the hell is it soooo high??? Its a 2.8Ghz Proesessor if you needed to know

Porter, have you ever seen A naked Lady before?? I didnt Know Breasts were sooo low. And you may want to see the Doc about these strange lumps on your arms. Also, the Yellow, Gohonaria style Discharge makes this seem like a bit of an STD Orgy....... Probly from Germany. Daves Well Endowed See you on MSN later Dave

If its Sqaure Taper, get a Shimano UN52. Nice and strong, and cheap. If its ISIS, I dont have a clue, but as said, look on select bikes

its a shame he hates you like the plauge

Dare I come ride with you bunch on my Birthday??? Which is my 1st day off for the rest of the year.

Handbags at 20 paces. Now, it doesnt take a genius to not open a e-mail that looks shit, or dodgy. And It takes a smaller ammount of inteligence to delete your unwanted e-mails. Now I dont know how cool you look at the pub when you tell some Bird "hey, Ive got over 300 unread e-mails, wanna come home with me???" Or How tough you feel Pming someone to have ago about automated spam e-mails. But them I dont care, Ill leave it at this, The Purple line in my signature sums this whole post up

did you know there is a program to convert you own Films/videos ect to the PSP format. A friend of mine has it, I can get the name if you want. He downloaded the program, and put a couple films and a series on it. Better than paying for films ect on PSP discs

5 bolt is still widley available. 4 bolt only seems to be on cheaper cranks and sets. I cant see why your having trouble finding 5 bolt, its available everywhere

Boy do I know how you feel. Riding is loosing its fun. I havent riden in ages, it annoys me, but at the same time I dont care any more. I remember back in the day, when I would ride everyday, and night, and everyone would be out. We would normaly ride in a group of about 10 of us at least. Now we are luck if 2 people will come out, Its boring riding alone, and you have no one to push you. Riding the same old crap is boring because youve done it all before. Its anoying watching little kids pick up a bike and ride amazingly after about 6 months, when you try for all those years and cant catch up at all. Thats how I feel. Now Im only going to ride when I feel its going to be fun, and there is going to e a good crowd, who all enjoy a good laugh. And they dont come along often, my bike hasnt been touche din about 1 month, and I havent spent any money on it in about 6 months

This message was sent to my employer by a local community officer. The jist of the offence is as follows. Imagine yourself walking to your car on a car park. You open the door get in start the engine select reverse gear and look through the rear window. You then see a sticker on the window which is obscuring your view.. You then get out to remove the sticker and as you do a thief emerges from no where and jumps into the car. The thief then locks the door and drives off with the car nearly knocking you over in the process. If you are very unlucky you have left a bag containing your purse/wallet, mobile phone and identity in the car. Also the thief has got the keys to your house. It may now be a race to see who can get to your house first. This is an offence which is happening to motorists across the country