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  1. One small problem with that, I dont have a manual for this mother board.
  2. OK, I had to get a new case for my computron, and the new case I have has USB ports in the front. My old case had these, but it was just on plug, that slotted in, the new case has a lot of small single pin plugs for each wire. Now everyone who has looked at it cat figure it out, so I turn to you guys. How do I wire these in????? Its a Gigabyte 8.0 mother borad if that helps. Ill get the proper numer ect for if needed
  3. "we have go to stop meeting like this, the wife might find out" "ohh, but I love the sound of your voice, its sooo musky"
  4. Oh dear god, thats an awfull frame, sorry of you like it, but I dont.......... If you want info on it, check out www.biketrials.com. They will know
  5. its not al its cracked up to be... Now a dolphin-plasty, thats where its at. You get to swim in the sea, and play with boats........ No more getting stuck in river sections.
  6. Joke 1 A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked." Joke 2 The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200. They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Illinois." Joke 3 A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it." Joke 4 A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
  7. er, ok. What ever......... They are selling them from Very close to me, mayeb buy a bulk, paint them and sell on here as randy the trials rider
  8. Black, Holes in the fingers??? Could be My spare gloves, dont know where they ended up............
  9. Damn these people.... Ill be waiting for your offencive e-mail..........
  10. Novemeber Coming Fire - Transgression Into Take No Prisoners - Breaking the Ice
  11. Throwdown has the Most inpirational Lyrics Ive Ever Heard. Forever - i know a thing or two about you. your bullshit attitude. you're f**king weak and lemme tell you it shows right through. you don't know shit about me or my friends. what they are what i am. so cut the shit and try not to pretend. you're scared of who and what we are and so you question yourself. but your pride won't let you show your fear to anyone else. you don't know me. so don't judge me. you don't know you. you're too scared to. you think you know. why i'm here after all these years. you wanna know? well i'll tell you f**king why. go. for myself. for my friends. for my family. forever. i'll take this to the bitter end. you don't know a single thing about me. just what my enemies say. well f**k them and f**k you. that shit won't cut it today. be a f**king man and stand up to find the truth in yourself. for yourself. by yourself and not from anyone else. you think you know. why i'm here after all these years. you wanna know? well, i'll tell you f**king why, go. so now where are you? i'm still here, i'm still proud and i still know what it takes to be true. for myself. for my friends. for my family. straight f**king edge. forever. Hate for the Weak - truth. you wrap your words arount it. strenght. born in each one of us but somehow you never found it. hate. it's too late to erase and now that's all i have for the weak. you're just so weak. you talk you walk you walk. but you never walk the walk. i've heard it before and i've had enough. you talk you talk you talk. but you never walk the walk. i'm up to my neck now i want the truth. there's just no way around it. strenght. you can from all you want but you're nothing without it hate. no escape from my hate. there's no way, your lies made you too. weak. you're just so weak. you talk you talk you talk but you never walk the walk. i've heard it before and i've had enough. you talk you talk you talk but you never walk the walk. i'm up to my neck now i want the truth. i want the truth. hate for the weak and hate for all those lies you fed me. don't f**king speak. it's too late, you're all but dead now to me. And just one line, that I try to apply to everythign in my life. "never back down, Never give in!!!"
  12. As I Lay Dying - The Pain Of Seperation Top stuff........
  13. trials_pimp

    Porno

    theres no way of stopping people looking at what they want. P2P programes will allway bypass any laws........ If you were to go on Kazza, or any other programe, you could download any sort of porn you wanted. seeing as its legal in some countrys, child porn can be imported from there. Same with all other sorts. It cant be stopped. its far better to have some sick mess looking at it, then having him get so frustrated, he/she goes out and tries it for real.......
  14. trials_pimp

    Console

    this isnt going to work, becuase everyone was the "man" at golden eye. The best way to play it, 4 people, 4 tvs, 4 airel splitters. 1 tv per person, so no cheating and looking at the next screen to see whos where. Now, Ill challenge anyone to Mario Kart on the SNES, that you wont beat me at.....
  15. Im super tempted to come on sunday........ Its either that, or a Capri Show at Thruxton
  16. Glad to be of assistance Sacrasm is just another service we can offer.............
  17. trials_pimp

    Console

    Old consoles are sooo much better than new ones....... I had more fun playing My NES, than any other console. That was till my skank brothre stole it and sold it (Y) Had the gun, and the robot....... Best 2 consples are the NES and the SNES. I love the SNES, soo much fun, mates got one, and its boss............ I win in owning the oldest Console... Adams Apple Grandstand. The console that plays Pong :D Still in orginal box, with controlers and a few games.............. Aces
  18. You mean Nick Manning. AKA Mannings..... Cant help with the number, but the names a start
  19. What a b*****d. Did he stop??? Report to the police, do as much damage as you can to the cock .... Get well soon dude
  20. Thats a lie to start with. Ive run Sram chains on a trials bike for almost 6 years. I allways use the power link, and have NEVER (touch wood) had one snap. Do yourself a favour, ditch the PC68, and get the cheaper 48. Ive found that the more expencive ones are weaker, and snap alot. PC58 used to snap every time I put pressure on the pedals, and it wasnt bad join, links sheered in 1/2. this is because the more pricey ones are designed for smoother shifting, and lighter weight. Seeing as Trials doesnt need good shifiting, go for a PC48, ive used them for years, and they rareley snap. You shouldnt need to remover the chain that offen, just used a chain cleaner, and leave it on the bike
  21. Somone needs to work on their people skills...... And yes, the world might end due to one of these e-mails... E-mail contains virus, someone opens it, and this virus causes thier computron to over heat, and catch fire. We have the same situation as the great fire of London, fire spreads everywhere. England is engulfed in flames, and all rescue attempts fail. Fire manages to spread along channel tunnel, and europe is gone. This spreads through the rest of the Russia, india and china. The fire in Russia is so intense, that it melts the Huge Ice cap connecting it to the USA, which causes the whole world to be engulfed in water. Now the only people alive are mermaids, which soon die out due to lack of food. THERE< WORLD OVER
  22. This is getting slightly anoying now.. Persons from this very site keep inviting me to join shit. Address networks, mail buddies all that crap.. I dont care if you need to invite 10 people to gain access to a picture of a fluffy hat. STOP USING MY E-MAILS to take the piss even more, people have started inviting me to this shit via both my e-mail addresses to boost their numbers. This ends now. Guy Mcall, youve done it 3 times now, STOP....... If I wanted to join such a network, I would do so of my own free will....... The next person to invite me to something crap again, will be sent something obsenly offensive.......
  23. Reading works rather well......... My method for sleep........ Get into bed, turn room light, off, and have a Bedside light on. Get a good magazine, nothing sausey though. Keep reading until you fall asleep. This is what I do most nights, or as I fell myslef falling asleep, move mag and tunr light of, and sleep better. 1/2 the time you be reading something, and all of a sudden you be asleep. Im currently reading Classic Ford mag, or and engine tuning book. Gathering ideas for my car, or lokoing at other projects. No point reading Porn before bed, or you be more awake than when you started..... Dont read anything that will bore you, your mind will wander, and you stay awake. Ive found that if I keep my mind busy, and stop thinkning about how I cant sleep, then I can sleep easier. Find a book, or Mag that intrests you, and read yourself to sleep
  24. Was a good vid there Cyber Stud............ although, it would have been quicker for me to walk to your house, and watch it in your room, that download it. And thats about a 150 mile walk. Still, after I had waited for a few decades, and died of starvation, twice, I watched, and enjoyed (Y)
  25. You have your reasons for doing this, but have you considered: You car will handle like a boat You may need to re-make brake pipes/hoses to cope with the extra length Your going to wear out suspesnion bushes and linkages like there going out of fashion You may also damage steering gears and linkages, and you may affect the way the car steers Your going to wear your tyres out like no ones business Youll look stupid Making a car higher is easy, you can go for the longer shocks, springs approach. and do it professionaly. Or you can buy a couple of Caravan towing risers. These are plastic disks that you can place between the coils to raise you car to cope with a caravan. Jam a few of them in each spring, and you will have a hard, but high ride.
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