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Go down the m6 and get onto the m58 to liverpool. All the way to the end. Follow these directions. Its a piece of piss. down the main road which i have put arrows by, then left at the crossroads with Maccies on the right. then its the 2nd main left down leckwith road and its on the left. call me 07796 267 301 if you need to. john

yeah its any bike (N)

check this new deal that rampworx are doing from now on. There was one a while ago for local riders to see a general turnout, which ended up an awesome ride as there was NO skaters or bladers. Great atmosphere, great music, cafe is open, and loadsa riders feeding off each other. Get down if you can. PM me any questions :mellow: john

i landed this a few times the other day. am well happy. Me mate got this sequence of it..... john

5 or 6 of us rampworx locals are takin the trip to blackpool tonight. should be there by 6, until the end. anyone who fancies goin should well go. and say hi if i dunno you! john

Yep. if you hardly know em, you have nothing to lose, like a friendship or anything. No matter what, she'll buzz off the fact that you like her, when you ask, so chances are she'll give you her number. Make a joke out of it. I'm no stud and don't do it, but my mate goes up to girls anywhere and pulls them. He got the train home from somewhere and the girl in the carriage was nice. so he got up and sat by her and asked for her number cos she looked nice and looked fun. They dated for 6 months. Once you have her number you can text like mad, get her msn and chat on that. Its easy to face someone through those ways to get to know them and then you can meet up knowing each other more and you can also find out what kinda thing you could do together. Like me an sara chatted for a few weeks beforewe went out. Nobody asked anybody out, we just decided to go out lol. Thats the easiest way. We went snow boarding for our first 'date'. Choose something different!!! Just ask her! john

is the pope catholic...

this is a photograph of my willy. It is currently erect. Not big i know, but erect never the less. john

i find tourettes funny. but this isn't tourettes, this is just angrygimpguy.com tourettes is random, he was just shouting like a tit. not funny :huh: john

The test that it failed, was the piercing test. where they clamp the lid and hit it with a big nail. If it pierces it, it's failed. john

nope. polystyrene inside. Call ALANS. I happen to know they have a few left that 'accidentally' weren't returned. I didn't tell you to call, and you didn't get them from there <_< john

but she's a scrawny blonde with a long skinny nose, droopy lip and no arse. At least she gets a scaffhold pole through her skull (Y) (fit belly though :) ) john

http://search.ebay.com/bucky-lasek_W0QQfkrZ1QQfromZR8 get emailing to try to convince them to send it to you. offer more money (Y) john

They are unavailable. They failed the British blah blah safety test. (The old bucky one anyway, white/red straps) They are still available for watersports, so try wake boarding places. You can buy Bucky laseks new sig helmet, which is polystyrene inner like all protecs now, but I doubt it's what you're after. Most decent bmx shops have them if you do want one though. john

and elisha cuthbert. Not into her myself, but she has good legs :), and wears some nice tiny shorts for a minute :deej:

Ok, i feel compelled to write a bit about the house of wax 'horror' / 'thriller' / 'gory as f**k' new cinema flick in the pictures at the moment. I was forced to go by my girlfriend who loves all that scary shit, and i can't stand them, But i am so glad i went! I ain't gonna give it away, but its basically a few 20 somethings in america goin to a footy game, but camp over on the way to the game. The fan belt breaks, so they end up in a local town trying to get another. A helpful Garage owner takes them to his house for one, but it all goes tits up, with people dissapearing etc etc. It is f**king gruesome, with knives in throats, decapitations, steaks THROUGH heads etc, but f**k its a top film. The special effects at the end are amazing. Not much more i can say without telling you key points that are good to find out for yourself while watching it. Go see it and you'll be glad you did. john

who can be arsed with rules when you are pissed though. just play slaps. big circle. slap the person on your right, who will hit the person of their right and so on. if you are gentle, the next person will be, but if you twat them, it will come back round getting harder and harder back to you!!! john

You want to begin by moving up to the next size from what you are now. so from 1.2 to 1.4 or 1.6 then 2mm, and so on, for a week or so at each size. If you don't like the claws you can buy individual jewellery for really cheap, just as simple as small plastic sticks just to hold the piercing open and stretch it gradually. Usually from any half decent piercer. john

Body: This actually worked for me!!!! your instincts has its advantages all the time... This is freaky as HELL...DO NOT CHEAT (You will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!! All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! The person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try :) First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT! 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!! 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game..... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within the hour... IF you do.. your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite f**kin mad innit lol, john

oooo, a long silver trials bike. who's is it again. his, no his, no his, no his, ah wait a minute, it's his, nope, his blah blah blah. every rider and his dog has a long silver trials bike :( nice enough, but nothing original john

i'd argue the point that it was worth it. You would no doubt snap the hoses constantly, unless you had braided cables. Plus, a well set up U brake works stupidly well, and you can twat that as much as you like with no problems, and have a gyro. john

They are sound, big city's are better though, but just make sure you get chrome or your brake will be toilet. ok, you need to be able to manual, and turn. Once oyu can do this, presuming you are right foot forward, you want to manual round to the left, not too tightly. To do this you need more weight on your left side yeah... when it feels comfy, lower down on your bike with your knee's, keeping your weight on your left shoulder to keep on the inside of your bike and the circle you are making. Pop out of the lower position hopping out twisting up to the left to do the 180. It's a major practice thing, and once you have done it once, or gotten close, you know what works and what doesn't. Just keep trying. I'll try to get a vid up. I'll go film it in the back now lol..... So you are using single cable yeah??? You use a normal ody slic cable down to the straddle bridge, then you use 1 piece of cable, which clamps on one brake caliper, then loops up to the straddle bridge, and around back on the other side of the frame down to the other brake caliper. john

little blirts anyway. mark, you gotta stop typin so much too lol, john

woop dee doooo. it was milk people don't worry, in a magura syringe lol. The amount of people that think it was real is funny. The acting is super dooper lol john

errrrrrrrrrrr, you did go!!!!!!!! was a good night, cheers for goin :) i got some good footage and pics that i#'ll whack up when sorted. thanks for the flowers etc people, and phil too :) john