MattOnTheBmix Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 i didnt know what to do, ill fill you in. basically all my mates have gone to uni so i only have like 5 left, so to keep in with the crowd i hang round with them. unfortinatly they all like to hang round at one of theyre girlfriends house. so im there, we all go to the pub and i stay up with her mum till 6 am, pretty sure shes goin through her midlife crisis because as we watched every episode of the office she got closer and closer until she was rubbing my hip saying how soft my skin was, then rubbing my ear with her nose and saying "you smell awfully nice" "you smell sooo nice" it went on like this and i was like errrrrrrrrr best go to bed... then she hugged me as i went to bed and held me for about 5 minutes, i was so scared! and shes not even a milf, and shes 48 and im 18. what the hoon do i do!!! the thing is we go round there like every day and i dont know how to react, im the most "mature" of the group do you think thats whgats done it? shes always textin me and ringin me!!! and ive got a girlfriend do i tell her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 LOL phew thats funny. If I wasn't listenin to cradle of filth I would laugh. Anyway just tell her how you fell like. "I don't like you old woman now don't touch me or I'll sue" Then slap her with a trout monty python style. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 ive got the same problem but the girls too young :'( :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Tell her the truth!!! trialsboy, how old are you how old its she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 im 20 and shes 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 (edited) ask her if what she wants. if she wants casual sex now an then oblige an give her a right ole roasting. if she wants a relationship tell her shes too old an friends mum etc. up to u really. and trialsboy if they are old enough to bleed.......... :unsure: Edited October 15, 2004 by Bucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Thomson Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 I have a f**ked up problem...that needs sorting out... Shall be explained tomorrow morning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 im not after the sex or anything though, i just really like her and i think she feels the same. the only problem is is her dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattOnTheBmix Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 can someone help me please?! sensible comments respected but stupid comments make me think your a cradle of filth listnin twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Tell her you are in a relationship and that you dont want anything from her because #1 she is too old #2 she is a mong #3 she is your mates mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 hahaha. i dont know wether to laugh or cry :unsure: i think if one of my friends mums started coming on to me, id fcuking run away as far as i could and not look back. Imagine it, telling your mate that u did their mom :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Imagine it, telling your mate that u did their mom :unsure: ← Imagine if your mates mum was Angelina Jolie, I can dream can't I rawr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs dj Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 just casual drop in that "i'm gonna go see my girlfriend now"..... and if she doesnt get the hint then just tell her to get off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colly Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 get a picture of her and il tell you what to do :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Just leave it... Get over it, get on with it, just don't react, if she like officialy comes on to you for real just tell her no. If all else fails.. Adam :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattOnTheBmix Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 this one i like except my gf lives in nottingham just casual drop in that "i'm gonna go see my girlfriend now"..... and if she doesnt get the hint then just tell her to get off! i dont know if shes too sure what shes done so i cant say anythin to her, she looks a little bit like jabba the hut, but worse, more like flabba the slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 she looks a little bit like jabba the hut, but worse, more like flabba the slut. ← Harsh but descriptive. STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111oneoneoneoneoneeleven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 ask her if what she wants. if she wants casual sex now an then oblige an give her a right ole roasting. if she wants a relationship tell her shes too old an friends mum etc. up to u really. and trialsboy if they are old enough to bleed.......... :unsure: ← Tell her all about your brilliant stamp collection, pick your nose and wipe it on her furniture in front of her, say "willy" then giggle like a rabid moose, anything to make her think the same about you as you do of her If that doesnt work, tell her your gay Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialskid Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 If all else fails.. Adam :unsure: ← that a bag on condoms from the drop in centre? NICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 that a bag on condoms from the drop in centre? NICE! ← yep that and then empty it an put it over her head so: you cant see the mantle piece when your poking the fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 nob the older woman....will be good to brag about <unless shes got a face like a bag of smashed crabs> dont tell you missus...and were all happy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 When she gets close to you or starts trying to get it on again say "Oh my god, you're coming on to me!? Jesus! That's disgusting." Worked for me. Believe me she'll be so embarrased by it she won't tell anybody, it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialskid Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 yep that and then empty it an put it over her head so: you cant see the mantle piece when your poking the fire ← LMAO! quality buck :unsure: :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 just kick her in the teeth and run away... or tell her you gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialskid Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 just kick her in the teeth and run away... or tell her you gay ← did you know that rhymes? :D" sounds good :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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