sir trial a lot Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 go to the chip shop to see the bitches with massive........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Legs. The turtle then, in a moment of profound insight, remarked.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 ...'LOOK AT THOSE FATTY BOOM BOOMS!!!'...to which the large ladies replied '..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swize Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) ur turtle nob is caught in ur zip , and then the turtle.... Edited March 19, 2005 by samthebiker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) ...."Walks off and gets all upset, to some effect that he"..... Edited March 19, 2005 by thesubway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 falls down a hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 and finds a book about a story compiled one line at a time by retards who........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 All hailed one man as some type of mythological god, this god knew no bounds, one day he might give a sum of money to charity, others, he would flip out and cut off peopples heads, some might call him a ninja, others call him... I love extending sentaces with commas, I could write a whole essay! However I will refrain!...until later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) ..."The one eyed turtle god, As it happens this turtle god didn't like our little turtle so he"...... Edited March 19, 2005 by thesubway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Comprised a relatively long list of reasons why he didn't like the turtle, and proceded to spread them in the only place that the turtle would never see, that place was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 the wonderful place known only as bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) ....." Under his shell, this way he would have to kill the turtle god to see them, The turtle started feeling lonely so he"........... Dan beat me to it Edited March 19, 2005 by thesubway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie456_the2nd Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) "...went to the pub..." speaking of storys... the sweet story Edited March 19, 2005 by cookie456_the2nd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 and it was st turtles day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 " 2 hours later the turtle was drunk, he decided to go and get"...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 mrs turtle to take some erotic pictures and send them to .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 ..."The one eyed turtle god just to make him feel"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) loved, like every turtle should be.... Edited March 19, 2005 by Urpedigreechumdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 "But no the little turtle wanted him to feel quite".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Like the evil b*****d he had become, once the god saw this he became full of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 " anger and rage, so the one eyed turtle god thought of a plan against the turtle he was going to".......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) rape every turtle known to man and .... Edited March 19, 2005 by Urpedigreechumdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 and shout really loadly so everyone one could hear 'no those seagulls arent having sex, their not even seagulls you weirdo so that everyone....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) Clubbed together to buy a giant sized version of a yorkie bar, with which they would: Edited March 19, 2005 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 choke the turtle god with the yorkie wrapper.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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