Fixed Pants™

Just had some phone sex with JD. I'm so wet right now. First time in ages that i've posted in here. Bad news though, i gotta be up at about 7 to get to this dj ride!

*runs*

Sam, you have bad experiences because you're shit.

Traxxas T-Maxx for the mother f**king win! Love mine, don't think i've every broken any part of the car, just a few servos and a receiver... And maybe started to snap the body posts... It's awesome. Tempted by one of those Flux savages but i dunno, electric just needs too much patience.

If anyones going from paddington or reading or that line, lemme know, idlike some company on the train07837990463 gimme a shout.

I know, it's track gearing so it's flat only for me.

Why shouldn't i be quick? And i'm gonna be supersonic soon, just about to put 53 16 on my bike, then change to a 13 tomoro. Feck.

Generally 25 is gonna be good, maybe up it to 30 but too much tension f**ks a wheel. They'll start pulling through the rim much quicker if you have too much tension, same with the hub, it'll rape it.

Mark, i've done a 70 miler, out of the m25 and back. Jon, now, lands end to johnogroats, got 25 mins, lets roll.

Fixed is a whole different thing from the usual laws of physics. It's hard to explain, but until you've ridden fixed for a few months and know how to use it, you won't know.

Have you ever ridden up a hill on your fixed? Flywheel, keeps your legs going so it's a bit of a push, and you just do it. And i bet i can go faster uphill than someone who's using a geared road bike properly. (as long as they're not some pro or something) It's sorta hard to explain, but the easy way is, gears, you spin loads going up hill, you might have the right cadence, but if you're breaking your balls trying to push a harder gear, you will get knackered quickly, so you'll sit in a comfy gear, which just won't get you many places fast. I can't say a massive amount about downhill, but mainly, front brake, unclip and just tuck down and you'll probably go as fast as the geared guy.

The flywheel effect. It helps.

I'm doing a 120 miler on my fixed soon.

I mean pretty f**king steep, not something a small car would struggle with, but a f**ker. Na, i'm gonna try get to herne hill, but it's outside, and not very banked, so it's pretty crap...

Sure? I've caned past roadies on this shitty hill i went up yesterday, even after 10 miles. It's a full on pain in the arse cos it's dragging for about a mile or something, then goes really steep. I was just in a low gear, going slowly up this hill on that 1800 quid road bike i had yesterday, on my fixed, i'd be pushing away but it wouldn't hurt too much, certainly not the same amount if i was using the same gearing on the road bike...

I think i'm actually faster on my fixed.

Key thing, gears are for QUEERS.

The other fat pants is just some fag trying to copy me... You've got bikeradar, cycling plus, london fixed gear single speed (not very roady, but 700c at least) and then probably localish cycling clubs.

My mate told me it about 4 years ago.

bohhh

Reread, Mike.

I want to go, but it's a mish away and i have a rather epic/important party to go to on 30th night I think it's the bikeradar show, my mate is basically racing bromptons (he works for them) so give him a cheer! (about 6ft, longish hair, weird nose) lol.

Randomness is a definite. Reiterating the rest of the videos that have been mentioned already too.

Crap wet discs could mean very slight contamination i reckon... Agreeing with the majority, it's alright, but it looks pretty wrong, probably because it's 26able/it looks like a 26 with 24s.

Your one has loads of holes, ear holes, mouth, nostrils... BOHH YOU GOT DISSED! I have seen ogres penis, and it is indeed, pierced.