Fixed Pants™

There has been a spudgun made with a vaccuum'd barrel, made a potato go supersonic, it's a clever idea but a pain to do i bet.

Depends on what they're like and what made you split. I've had fun and could have gone further with an ex, if i had the right thing at the time (sadly no jonny), but that's cos she's easyish, if she's not easy to get into bed, probably not worth the fun.

It would be RUDE not to. Only thing is, it's heavy ISIS.

I got a 4 leaf clover from a mate, so i should have some luck with the ladies! If not, she got me some roofies too.

oh my god. I think i actually have that balloon!!!! Stalker. Cheers darling

Do we talk about piercings in here too? I can't remember. Got my left ear done today, only got a stud in it but once it's done i'ma start stretching. Think i'm gonna go up to a 10mm and stop... Did it randomly, just walked past and the girls i was with were like do it, so i did. It doesn't hurt which was a relief.

(L) Can't get over how awesome this is.

LMFAO!!!!! I pissed myself laughing at the knee bit. Spode, you're a pure genious. Can you upload it so i can put it on my phone please?

But it was a failcab.

Gave a mate a backie about 4 miles home yesterday when a bit drunk, was sooo fun. We were aero tucking down hills etc, did about 30 down some of them. I also did a 180 to half halfcab to feet in my smallish living room on saturday night, drunk.

Nail. Head. Just like muel.

Awww rob! (on your good arm)

Awwww guys. Thanksssss.

Sick, theres one on the 20th and the 24th.

This is AWESOME. I'm gonna do it next time i have the opportunity.

Both the same, cos your mum is both BLED. SICK BURN.

Bugger. Ah well, i'll go on sunday and still beat you

I'm working sat but not sun if you wanna make it sunday

Freshtripe... Mainly. Then there's not many other online shops, just central london ones.

Tempting, dunno if i have the energy though!

Did you kill her?