Fixed Pants™

Shut up tweed boy. Yeah, there is an problem with being rich, it's the inequality within this country that makes everyone so bitter *new topic: Inequality within the country*. That was not serious. But poopipes from Cambridge so you would say theres nothign wrong with it.

I love mine LONG. But on a serious, less dirty minded and gay note, i think medium length is ideal, it's got the flickyness but has the stability (i think this is the benefit of long frames). And it also depends of rider height in some cases.

If he did they'd be pressed, folded and neatly arranged.

GET THIS GUY VALIDATED! He's obviously here for good and only good reasons, just look at the post quality, capital letters, full stops, great spelling and total respect for all of the forum users including Danny and tomturd (i love both of you, #1 fan woo go you two!) How dumb. You should of kept posting nicely as you attempted to, you could of been validated within a few weeks if you improved post length quality and punctuation/ grammar. *tags anzo*

Do you not flush your tissues? I bet you're saving them for a day when you get hungry and decide they look appetising.

Tidy, but it looks all bent and stuff? My room doesn't look that bad apart from the untidyness, falling off dado rail and anger wall. My cupboard door is mullered from punching it 9 times (each ones a hole) hitting it 4 times with a hammer and smacking it 5 times with a baseball bat

Yes. 'Threw', go have a look under her bed poo.

Wow, Your room is actually shorter than mine by the looks of it, mine is feckin' tiny! Well annoying I'd measure mine but my mums a spacker and tidys (my tape measure)shit away so i can't find anything, really pisses me off, nearly broke the £100 router because it made my room look tidier, what a retard. EDIT: At a guess, a pretty accurate guess for width, 6ft, i can laydown tip toed, touching the wall with my feet, my head is about 2 inches from the skirting board (i'm 5ft 8) and around about 12 ft long, TINY!

POSSIBLY a Zona Zip, not sure if i need a frame change yet as i've only had the bike for 3 months, but it's about 3 years old so we'll have to see.

The T-Vee looks gash in that colour, but the rest look nice, the T-Comp looks smart in the blue, but i would definetly not have one, they're too weak for street. (or so i've heard)

YOU NOEZ IT!!1! A roll of gaffa fixes anything. Any news on the new frame?

That WASP is BUFF, but the wheel base looks small, is that just how WASPs are? Or am i just gay?

My brakes are shite all year round so it's cool. As much as i don't want snow, it would be nice to have some christmas time. And whats this about maguras freezing? surely they wont if you keep pressing the brake, moving the liquid?

Oranges are beast but not so much for trials, i'd go for onza as Phil said: strong, reliable, trusted, respected a very good trials specific brand as most will agree. And they're more popular = easier to get parts.

Yup, i'm getting one when i'm 16, it's just the wankers that drive like twats that ruin it, angers me alot.

Shh they don't know that, but it's for a sport not looking 'ard on, and i don't wizz down roads sounding like a feckin' pizza hut bike, docking the throttle so it sounds like it has actually got gears and thinking that it makes it go faster, mine sounds so much beefier than hairdriers.

oh my god!!1! You fell asleep? Well atleast you weren't driving like a twat and can't blame yourself to an extent. And for Jason and his hairdrier, it's twats on mopeds that crash into things and die or get seriously injured and claim on insurance that bump up premiums, wizzing down the inside of the lane.

You're 'ard! A hairdrier on wheels! But don't jump to conclusions, He may of been pushing the limit a bit which was silly, admittedly, but he doesn't need that right now and i expect has learnt his lesson (sorry Joe if you were driving sensibly)

Ah, yes, sorry And to add to 'the electrics might not work', my mums Punto Mk1 doesn't always start, it's a real arsehole in the mornings, but other mornings it's fine. Gay Fiats. ANNDDD... it's not too hard to spray it yourself Joe, have you got any mates in the industry? i'm sure they'll help out a mate.

Is the air bag switched on? I know on my Nans car(same as), on the passenger side side of the dash theres a key thing and you can switch the air bags on or off.

As bumps are on the scene, when i was 3 i was ran into by my cousin, i did a face plant onto concrete, and had a lump on my forehead from it, it's still here to the day, its about the size of a 50p coin and would like to know why it's still there after 12 years, its not too bad, sticks out no more than 5 mm but i just don't like it. If you need pics i can get but it's gonna be webcam quality. Just to add, it feels like thick skin.

I agree with spacemunkee, all of the immigrants and their off spring are ruining it, their offspring (about 300+ from each family) are growing up to be little shites, thinking it's cool to rob peoples phones and stuff (hooded black youths) people wont feel so strongly about black hooded youths as i do because they don't live where theres a high concentration of them around. It's about 50% white left in my school, the rest are foreigners (that sounds racist but it's fact). Basically they're all arseholes that need shooting.

I think it looks rather nice, he's obviously a bit of a boy racer with them buff alloys on it, and it's probably not much cheaper than getting them off of the scrap heap, and you might pick up some nice birds. All gravy.

CLICK Fix and improve! And for the bonnet CLICK All good. and not much more than a normal bonnet and bumper. Don't know about the rad though.

Play this with really loud speakers, right up to his ears until his ear drums pop BUM, not allowed to upload MP3 sounds? I have an apprentice!