Ben Beckett

nice choice.................when that brakes get the ronnie

if you pick the try-all you would be better of buying the echo 07, similar width, got holes but the 07 is stronger. ( if you get mi )

alex, ronnie and echo 07 are the dawgs bowllekks

the giro e2 series are nice- cumfy, sexy, most likely strong but expensive compared to some.

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.'' ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' ''Fine then, just walk this white line.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm drunk.'' Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep."

the cones on my hub keeps coming loose......i take the wheel off, and tighten the cone then a day or so later it is loose again! this is begining to annoy me so i was wondering what is causing it to keep coming loose; have you ever had this problem.......if so how do you resolve it.....should i just 'locktighte' it, or................? cheers matey.

is comin on the 25 of december................. (bump)

your mumma's so fat, she fell over broke her leg and gravy poured out. A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it." After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband. He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?" what do you call a bike without hope componants?; hopeless!! A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!" A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50. Hand Job: - $10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming." :thumbsup:

lol, some funny jokies on here, keep them comin later on. nite nite.

a decent digital camera with movie sound capture are good, they are cheap, ok quality, comes with editing software. small/compact

one thing that is really pissing me off tonight is i normally play my music really load at this time, but some fukkin gay new neighbours have just moved in next door and come round moaning at the slightist fukkin bit of bass FUKKIN MOVE AWAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DICK HEADS!!!

cls says the 07 echo rim is gud

i can't mate.......no transport to nearest train station

are any of you going to make any vids from this ride, or pics?

put shit loads of tape around the allen key, and some in the bolt, this should be really stiff which should grip and turn the bolt.

by the looks of all the frames he wants a 26' frame, some of the ones you reccommended are 20'. but yea ebay is a good place to find a cheap frame that you love

what's the game like on PS2???? i ain't bought a game for it for ages so i was wondering if it is worth it?!?! whats it like compared to NFS most wanted?

worth it! pretty kool way :thumbsup:

hahahahaha same bloody covering their faces up..............i just wondered, if a muslim with the thing wrapped around the face commited a crime or something, how they could be identified?!!?!

hahahah

use some pliers then mate....

ow you want michael jackson jokes do you!!......... ........what does michael jackson and jack denials have in common? they are both 12 year old liquors! lmaon.

LOVE IT!!!! :thumbsup:

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again; "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"