Ben Beckett

hahahahahaha, LMFAO the drunk pikey things that approach you at night when your on your own and there is about a family of those dicks....... that would make me awkward

apparently rats themselves are extremely hygenic, it's just the place they live is the dirty/filthy thing about them...........correct me if i'm wrong BUT i heard it on TV..........so it must be correct

hahahaha, some funny jokes in there-made me . i ain't heard of some of those jokes. keep 'em' coming. hogg. 20. n.

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none of em work for me

I usually ride with my mates, but because the weather is getting colder and the nights are getting colder they don't ride much anymore. one of my friends don't come out after 5 o'clock, which is fukking gay because i don't finish work till 4.30, get home at 4.45, then dinner is almost ready so i get to go riding at about 5.30........But no fanny is out to ride with! my other buddy is really pissing me off because he says he loves trials and all that but hardly ever rides-and when he does he doesn't do much, we ride through town n he just talks to fukking retarded chavs etc and today he went home to go out on his 'brian lopes' pile of wank. i occassionally ride on my own but only in certain places- i can't ride in the center of town because there are too many people-it's just different when you are on your own, it's ok when your with some1. really does fukkin piss me off a treat!!! (glad i got that out!!!!) what sort of things do your head in when you ride, and what has recently pissed you off. please do discus.

just tell us some funny jokes. enjoy I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom. A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..." One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs £10.00. Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the £10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks....... That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the £10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better. feel free to comment and add your own jokes.

i rather like cap/matt and kyle hinchcliffe vids; http://tv.isg.si/site/?q=filebrowser/Cap http://tv.isg.si/site/?q=filebrowser/WTUK http://www.heatsinkbikes.com/index.php?p=team look arund in video page for more vids from them. HOGG. 20. N.

link us mate.

i'd say a LOT of riders would benefit loads if bikes came with 2 options......left or right; having the mech/bash, well all drivetrain mechanisms on the left or right-depending which way you tend to maneuver your bicycle. i no that this is a huge step for bikes, plus it would complicate things a heck of a lot more. it would most likely cost more to manufacture, but would be absolutely amazing!!! what are your opinions on the subject? (p.s love you max !) xxxx HOGG. 20. N.

one thing that really pisses me off is when the stupid old grannies say; "your gunna break your neck"- just fukk off you stupid bitch!! that is one of the most annoying things they can say!

MARMITE.....YUK. i like the feel of the bb-rise, i can tap it easily. i find it feels a lot nicer and feels like you have more balance/control on the bike.

ok, TWENTY. haha that frame is fukking ugly as HOGG!!!! HAHAHAH.

i want a bit of HOGG for xmas that would be my 3 wishes used up on just that

nooo, he is just one of those annoying kids that put a 'positive reply' to try and get validated, this happens every where in NMC, which makes it extremely shit! ( i know u know)

i was pointing out that he has a e-mail addy,

he has a e-mail addy.

06 pitbul is nice to ride, and very sexy, but not as sexy as max though

the solicitor has phoned him up about the divorce!

50mm rise!! echo hifi/try all,- 130mmx15* i got one n my bike feels a lot nicer!

i'm sure pete wright (wright pads) will be along to help you soon. i CBA.

holy shit dude , they made the black control in 17 years time.........how u get it??

i might change mine too..... i don't have a full stop at the end of mine . wouldn't it just be easier if you could change it yourself, i mean the admins must get so many requestes for name changes- i would get well annoyed after a while.

it's a members thing, join up it's free

look in for sale/wanted , ash kennard has a sweet echo control frame in good condition edit; http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....showtopic=85909