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Get a sence of humour you nob. I help people with many an IT problem on here, sorted out Ingrams network only like an hour ago. I don't know what you mean by 'sort me out' but that would mean more unanswered questions when things get technical. On a plus helpful note, in relation to my previous post anyway, when/if you do sort your computer out (i too recommend formatting the Windoes drive) for gods sake set yourself up a limited account in the control panel, and use that for your day to day computer needs. It protects you from doing a lot of damage to your computers software environment. Come back and ask if you don't know how to do this.

Every now and then when you're browsing the internet using internet explorer, you'll see a popup that warns you that your computer might be running slow and clicking here will speed up your computer. Make sure you click it next time, those things are top-notch.

Last time I had this problem it was because the TCP/IP protocol was not installed on one of the computers neworks. Double click the icon, press properties, then in the bottom half of the screen click install and install the TCP/IP protocol, on both computers. Then restart both computers and see if it works.

You idiots there are NO trends on trials-forum. noobz.

Cite your sources more accurately and I'l believe you. In the meantime, here is a source backing up exactly what I said: Asparame facts So you go ahead and drink your aspartame mate, but that page would put most people off!

Chicken IS a vegetable, it grows on chickens. Eggs are also a vegetable, as they are chicken seeds. But really, avoid all the 'low fat' this and 'low sugar' that, and just eat as much natural, unprocessed food as possible. Low sugar stuff is especially bad because the sugar is substituted with a sweetener called aspartame, which, as it is the law that it warns you on the packaging of such products, contains a source of phenyl-alanine. What the f**k is that? Well phenly as anyone who's done chemistry will tell you, is the prefix for substances containing benzene. Benzene is a carcinagen on it's own, but is safe in certain compounds, just like cyanide is found in some compounds in all almonds. However it has been proven that the benzene is easily realeased from its compound and therefore becomes a carcinagen in your body. Top and tail of it is you shouldn't drink it because it is one of the few things that is PROVEN to promote cancer, and for that very reason is banned in a lot of countries, but not our good old land of hope and glory.

Yeah. You pay taxes right? By not doing this, you're loosing out, by not making use of the hospital system you paid for. You've got to do it man.

You're sick man, she's way too old. Plus she'd be a right bitch of a girlfriend what with all those mental tricks she knows to make you do what she wants. You'd be forever locked in the bathroom for not eating your green beans or whatever. I hate her. Here's your pic:

You're right, she does have a huge pair of beautiful bouncy eyes. Wait, not bouncy.

You got anything important? If not, format and re-install, then RUN YOUR COMPUTER IN A LIMITED ACCOUNT. Sorted P.S When/if you get your computer sorted out, I would still recommend setting yourself up a 'Limited' account, so your day-to-day doings in the internet world will not be able to affect how well your computer runs.

Matt Hudson will no longer be a regular on trials forum, as he is now staying courtesy of the FBI in the luxurous Guantánamo Bay hotel, a reward for his fascinating contribution to this thread.

Don't worry about it Damn right you don't! Haha that actually made me laugh. Anyway, I'll help you out, think about your first line, and that just because it's ^other people's^ wives/girlfriends/brothers etc being blown up, are you saying it's ok? Do you not have compassion?

Yeah, I do realise that, hence why I use the terms interchangably throughout

I'd go so far as to say Islam IS to blame, in so far as even the 'peaceful' Muslim community does not ever publicly condemn what others are doing in the name of their own religeon. When this happens, I'll believe that there is not malicious element to the Islamic religion.

Oh well, not long now before bush gets forced to step down as president. Place your bets now as to weather or not he'll be able to start the war with Iran before he steps down, or alternatively has enough power (by making sure the right person replaces him, some pedigree chum of his) from outside the hot-seat to make sure that that particular agenda is fulfilled. It has been said that Bush has set America back 10 years in terms of moving forward as a race, and I for one agree. Terrorism has only increased because of the way Bush handled 9/11. And it's sad to say not just in America, but all over the world. It's a pretty shitty state of affairs we're in, where the most powerful nation on earth, has the most infantile system of govornment, un-audited and prone to corruption. But because of it's power, it's bad policies are affecting the rest of the world.

He's a twat, all mouth and no brain. tomturd: 2 warnings, nice one... read the guidelines. 1 more for a 1 week suspension..

In all seriousness, I'd say with regards to accomodation, your g-parents are the best option. So take that as sorted. Now... I would assess the college situation more closely. Yes, qualifications are a key to a better life, as someone said, but there are other ways to get them, as someone else has said. At the end of the day, I know *some* college qualifications aren't worth that much. I'm not saying your isn't worth much, as I don't know what you do. BUT, seeing as it is a hassle to get there now that you live with your g-parents, what else is there available to you? Apprenticeships pay SHIT, but you will get a qualification at the end of it. Have you taken any exams at college and do you have any formal qualifications from it yet which you can take to employers?

Awsome phone, easy to use, does everything you want it to with ease, spot on Yeah it's big by todays standards but only as big as a nokia 8210, and just think how TINY they were when they first came out!

For what you will be doing, I reckon excel will be perfectly good. If you want more info on a good workbook setup let me know. Sage, for personal accounts, WTF!!!? It's too complex for most small/medium businesses most of the time, they always f**king it up! Waaaay overkill. I've never used Microsoft money before, as I can't see what it would do beyond excel. Anyone car to run through the features?

I don't find it very annoying in that, if I don't visit myspace, I don't see these people. Just out of curiosity, why bother going to read peoples myspace if you find them annoying?

That is true, but irrelevent. I mean, what is their problem with people who are not of the same race/religeon? To the point where they feel they should start an organisation that only permits these people. It's wrong, and encourages racism. Racism is a two way steet, and a very sensitive issue. Only it seems we (white british-born people) are the only ones tip-toeing around what is a very sensitive issue. Muslims, etc, should be doing what they can too to create a culturally diverse society where everyone gets along, and starting these 'this race only' clubs is not the right way to go about it.

Theres a charitable organisation around here that's a 'asian sports club'. I mean what the hell, there would be so much uproar if I started up a 'northern european sports club'. I totally see your point, but at the same time I think it would be better to scrap the Black Origin awards, rather than start up separate 'White' and 'Black' awards, which further the notion that it is what is on the outside rather than what is on the inside that counts. God that sounded a bit serious!!

Do you live in a cave!? If so, here's the deal: When you download a song from limewire pricisely £0.00 goes to the artist/record company that produced that song. They are not happy about this, and are currently in the process, both here and in America, of bringing class-action lawsuites against people. Basically, if you get this letter through your letter box, you can go to court with £10,000 to pay for lawyers to fight your case against charges against you that add up to £10,000's, or you can settle out of court for £2,000. You choose the latter, as you have not a leg to stand on. It has happened to a girl i know.

Er, I just said I got them free, but yeah, they are better in that respect too.

Blueyonder, my ISP, provides access to newsgroups (inc. dodgy ones) for free as part of the service. You really, really, REALLY shouldn't use Limewire. I know, first hand, so nobody can call bullshit, someone who got fined £2,000 by the uk phonographic industry or some such shit, based on evidence that they were using limewire. Don't do it.