Trials Maniac

thats what i usually wear!! i have some nice oneal shirts i usually wear...

yeah but imeen trousers and shirts aswell

Does anybody know of a website that sells trial specific clothing. Not just casual wear (like the stuff tartybikes sells) i meen what youd wear to ride. Becasue i don't really know what trousers to wear and i was wandering if you could tell me a site with trials clothes on (thats if there is such thing as trial specific clothing!) Thanks for your help...

Samo meet Bike pics thread, Bike pics thread, meet samo.....

highly doubt it will go for less than £165

how much did that set you back mate???

Frames to look at; Echo Team - £300 Zoo python - £300 Gu Typhoon - £279 Adamant A3 - £300 (from tarty bikes) I'd say an adamant a3 but it's really personal choice

A brunette and 10 blondes are trapped on an island. So the brunette uses her mobile phone to call the rescue team and asks them to fly a helicopter to the island to come and pick them up. When the helicopter gets there the driver says; Ok, i want you all to hold onto this piece of rope. So as the helicopter flies of the blondes and the bruntte are all dangling underneth holding onto the rope. A few minutes later the driver shouts dwon to them; There is to many of you; one of you will have to let go uvawise the weight will pull us down. Al the blondes look at each other and say im not letting go I'll fall to my death. Then all the blondes look towars the brunnette. Finally the brunette says; Ok ok ill let go. On hearing this all the blondes started clapping.... Took me a little while to workd it out when i first heard it!!!

Three topics about this is the last two weeks search mate.......... But i'd say the giro xen expenasive but worth the money!!

all good so far keep them coming o need some enjoyment!!!

Dead Baby Jokes What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? f**ked. How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips!!! How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face! What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? Ripping them off again. What's the similarity between a slinky and a baby They are both totally useless but it's funny to watch them fall down stairs

lol good jokes. what do you do if you see a muslim drowning?? take your foot of his head!!! or an alternative what do you do if you see a muslim drowning?? throw him his wife and children to p.s not said in on offensive way ^^^^^^ The Magic Mirror; a blonde brunette and ginger are all in front of a mirror. now this mirror is special, if you stand infront of it and say something thats true you get a wish, if you say something thats not true you dissapear. The brunnette walks up to the mirror and says; I think im the strongest women in the whole world.... this is not true so; poof she dissapears The ginger walks up I think i am the most beautiful person in the world..... poof she dissapears The blonde walks up and stnds there for a while I think....poof she dissapears!!! And some quick blonde ones; she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she tripped over a cordless telephone. she put lipstick on her forehead to make her mind up. she got stabbed in a shoot-out. they had to burn the school down to get her out of the 3rd grade. she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept. at the bottom of the form where it said sign she put SAGITTARIUS. if she spoke her mind she would be speechless. when she heard 90% of all accident's happened at home she moved. she told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK. she has one toe, and bought a pair of flip flops. she thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday. she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death. she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. she stands up on an empty bus. she studied for a blood test and failed. she invented a solar powered flashlight. she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person. she tried to drown a fish she stared at a juice carton for three hours becasue it said concentrate she got to the airport and a sign said airport left so she turned round ad went home and finnaly; Do you know ho to keeo a blonde amused for hours?? give her a piece of paper that says PTO on both sides!!! Keep them coming

ok all good so far!! A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says ............................................................................................................................................................ CODE WORD FOR SEX A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand." FAITHFUL OR UNFAITHFUL? Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven. The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car. The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car. A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry. "What's the matter?" "I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!" ........................... Three builders are at the top of a building putting on the roof when they decide its time for a lunch break. They all sit down and open there lunchboxes. They all open there lunchboxes to what te have got. The first builder says; o not again i allways get jam sandwhiches and i hate jam. if i get jam tomorrow im going to jump of this scaffolding and commit suicide. The second builder nd third builder also say the sam thing (they all had jam sanwhiches). the next day they all have there lunch break. The first builder, once again has jam sandwhiches so jumps of the scaffolding and dies. THe same also happens to the other two buildes. On hearinf the news the three wives of the builders meet up. The first wife says "If wish he had told me he didn't like jam sandwhiches" The second wife agrees with her. They both look towards the third wife wholkes slightly puzzled. The second wife says "you seem confused". The wife replies, " i just don't get it....he made his own sandwhiches!!!"

yes, but I think you still know how to spell wheel

weird that isn't it!!!

So sorry what pie was it??? oh yeah and hope your mates ok

you mate not have been on here for a while but im sure you can remember that no for sale posts are aloud in nmc

natural countryside

Why would tartybikes have lied to you?

That bike rides crap!!

pics...??? it would help us to answer if there were a fw pics mate..

Could anybody please tell me why the try-all tyres are more expensive if they are not as good as the creepy crawlers??

How did he get owned??

pete you should just stop using t-f all together...for are sakes and yours. You ruin every topic

Don't try to make a joke out of it, he told you to shut up, he probably hates you to...