We had the best one every today. 3 little chavvy kids show up, one on a ladies bike, two on a BMX. They ignore the fact the other bikes are much nicer looking and are being ridden, and decide to choose me to ask: "How much did your bike cost standard mate?" - My reply being "£40 off the shelf from Halfords". They didn't believe me, and started being lairy - which is when I suddenly noticed one of them was on a womans bike. - I said "Isn't that a womans bike?", he said no, I think Danny Kearns said "who'd you steal it off?" The chav said "I didn't steal it - it's me mums". They then rode off f-ing and blinding and being a typical annoyance. Haha.