Three very fashion conscious kids go camping by a lake, Jon, James, and jack. Jack needs a piss, but the public toilet is miles away, so he decides to go for one in the lake. 30 minutes later, Jon and James are wondering where jack has got to, so James goes round to find him, and finds him neck deep in a crocodile’s mouth, James shouts to Jon, "Jon look, Jack's got a Lacoste sleeping bag!"