Josephine

Can't say I'll miss a thread full of people getting injured, scared and humiliated! Maybe just me Joe x

I miss Mark, he's even more intolerant to idiocy than me, now I look like the argumentative one and not him! Joe x ( )

Vids on myspace will only be available to people who use myspace, and they'll have to be signed in as well. YouTube's probably a better option, apart from anything else their servers are faster and don't crash every 12.7 seconds Joe x

Sausage and chesnut stuffing, forget the rest of christmas dinner I could quite happily eat a whole playeful of it Joe x

Joe's diagnosis: Hyperchondriac Joe x (this post is meant in good fun)

Anything oil-based will leave a residue behind that'll gunk up horribly when it rains. Alcohols and detergents are the cleaners of chose for braking surfaces Joe x

Am I alone in really liking them then? I think they look good on both sexes, and are certainly fun to play with... Joe x

Mmmmm residue-tastic Methylated spirits (meths) has always worked extremely well for me, fantastic residue-free degreaser Joe

Crikey, when I first joined the forum people were bemoaning that for being old!!! Catch up, and use the search Joe x

^^^ That's an image manipulation program, nothing to do with videos (also isn't advocating use of warez against the guidelines?). I think nokia have their own video converter for that kinda stuff. But if you're looking for something that'll do all this without paying for it, just forget it Joe x

Haha wooden rim + tar = mint For 10 mins, and then you're f**ked if it rains, and let's not forget your pads'll be all contaminated if you try and use them on a decent set-up TAR CAUSES SHIT BRAKING Government health warning Joe x

Hmmm, I somehow doubt you're an under-represented minority as a northern european lol! Joe x

Word. Congratulations on a hard choice decisively made. Dunno if I could've done that. Joe x

Sorry I just don't get it! *shrug* Joe x

Crikey it's like being in primary school again! Really never got into to football, and sustained too many concussions playing rugby, I keep my activities non-competitive now. It' possible to push and encourage those around you without having to try and make them lose Joe x

Speaking from a personal viewpoint, sex in a relationship is not only a lot of fun it's also probably the most intimate thing you can do, and it becomes symbolic of a lot of trust and affection within the relationship, so you can't really sleep with someone else and expect it to be ok, it's a betrayal of trust. Plus, if you're wanting to cheat you're probably not with the right partner to start with, I know I don't find anyone more exciting than my girlfriend, but that side only came out of us wanting to be even closer together. I really can't understand the idea of just f**king someone and it not meaning anything, it's (for me anyway) a semi-religious experience and representative as I've said of a lot of trust and intimacy, outside sociopaths I think there'll always be an emotional connection, I think those who deny that are probably kidding themselves... Joe xXx

I'm gonna be controversial and say I prefer glow to fire. It looks better, and it's safer so you can really push yourself and try the stuff that would be super-scary with fire... Only problem is finding a glow staff that would work for contact, they're all too light Joe x P.S. The Atomz strobing poi from firetoys look fantastic, and they're all boingy and unbreakable, everytime I hit my globallz together it sounds like they're gonna break, it's horrible. No such problems with the atoms

Good work I got a pair like that for my gf a while ago, the tails annoyed me 'cos it made butterfly stuff tricky, butterfly fountain was actually impossible!! Joe x

Haha lord knows I've come close, but only three burns to my name so far, which works out at under one per month Joe x

Woop woop bumping this one up like a good 'un but I recalled some cynicism and people being mean about me, but I've got a vid or two up now so you can actually judge for yerselves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pXW_cXdMB4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tY6uE5K6R4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-0g8j-2biQ Joe

The Prime minister isn't very popular at all. Wikipedia knows more than I; Linky Joe

It's important not to get stuck in a rhythm as well, hop when you need to and not before, otherwise you'll be bouncing all over the place. You're looking pretty good so far. To push the distances out you'll need to drop the bars a lot more before you hop and really pull up on them as you gap. Also, as other people have said, relax, the tenser your body the worse your balance. Just sit down into the bike a bit more and don't stand up so straight Joe x

The whole eating spiders thing is a myth, it was propagated around the internet a few years ago as a demonstration of the two-edged source of information that is the internet. Good allegory for not believing all that you read! http://www.brownreclusespider.org/eating-s...asleep-myth.htm British spiders can at worst deliver a bite considering less harmful than a bee or wasp sting, even tarantulas and larger spiders rarely cause lasting damage, although if you've seen the size of a tarantula's fangs you can appreciate where a lot of the pain comes from... Another nice little myth; crane flies producing poison. It's kinda true, but basically rubbish. As with most insects they produce in infitesimally small quantities a very strong corrosive chemical that shapes their exoskeletons, whilst very nasty in large quantities you could eat crane flies all day and not feel even sick, if you so chose. On a side note, humans produce a very similar chemical for shaping bone Joe

Everyone went through crap at school, everyone, it sucks boohoo. It's odd that you should take a righteous tone against me, considering what you said and did. Is ABH funny? Nope. I'm amazed you weren't prosecuted, slightly disappointed as well...

What that guy said ^^^ Good practice to get into is pre-engaging, that is to say that you put slight pressure on your front foot before you let the brake off in order to put the chain tight against the engagement and make the kick instant when you release the brake. This'll increase the life of your chain and freewheel/hub, if you're not doing it properly you'll hear a sound like a really big rubber band being twanged when you kick. Just start out gently, teensy little kicks, you don't even need to come off the floor! Joe x