One of mine just happened now, Put a pepperoni pizza in the aga, I asked my mum to watch it so it doesn't burn, I come down stairs, and i instantly smell burning, Come into the kitchen and my mums sat on the sofa on the phone, Take the pizza out and its burnt to a f**kin crisp! Ffs, Lesson: If you want something done right, Don't ask a woman to do it.