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I've not been able send texts all day, my friends is down to,had a lot of trouble the last few weeks :mellow:

It was only up as a joke ( I think) (Y) going out now will find you the site later. :P

Looking at a forum,I read this in the new members section :S Bit long . No one here likes you. We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "f**k YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming. We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand. Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly f**k with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed. For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold. Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you. You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done. "How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world. Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school. Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands. You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge. "Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway? Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet. If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice: 1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. 2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys. 3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your f**king picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website. 4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you. 5) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law. 6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way. 7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up. 8) Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed". 9) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing". 10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid. 11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning. 12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's. 13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to f**k with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me. 14) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back. 15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade. 16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are. 17) You aren't going to win any argument that you start. 18) If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a f**king laughing stock, and there's no hope for you. 19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW. Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them. We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away. _________________ Made me smile wonder if anyone took offence at it :P

Em thats a gorgeous picture of you :- and mikes bored talk to him he might give you that sexy look (Y)

oh sorry, Mike thought you was asking my age,can see now that sexy look was for Richie :-

(Y) :) :D stunning mike :- I'm 18 I put a pic on my avatar to say I was watching you but removed it l. :P

Mike is that your 'Come and get me baby look'? :) :D There was one in my profile if its still there :- its still there (Y)

YOUR opinion but after seeing your picture :)" you sure have no need to talk . Seeing you have to make other accounts to talk to yourself,you'll have plenty time now you,ve been suspended :D Ignore him ladies (Y)

Try running this tool it detects alot of virus or trojans and removes them... http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwarer...efault.mspx#run

Check this thread Dave (Y) http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....showtopic=54687

Tom and Danny can have your IP blocked you on't be able to use any name on here. edit JT beat me to it (Y)

Really liked, ''Looking into the Darkness'' :( and Steve's Gap, the PS on it excellent :) Didn't leave a comment you have to register.

I think alot of good members get missed out in NMC because they don't cause trouble ,or shout loud enough to be validated and after a few weeks they give up and move on. Thought my idea in the other thread would work,those NM that have been here a month and not validated Pm a mod and ask them to look at their posts, that way those that join know if they behave and are missed by the mods,they will know after a month ,they may get validated,I feel sorry for those that are good members that have been stuck in there for months,they must get frustrated,seeing people join do 1 post and get validated. Tom did ask for suggestions in the other thread (Y)

Today Blair says he's going to listen to his voters (Y) Lets see if he does this time. My first time I didn't know if you had put a tick or a cross ;)

Its not, phil mark, peter,or UrbanPoet unless one of them's had a sex change (Y)" So Guess its me :P :P I'd love visit cyprusPeter :)

I downloaded 7 the other day and immediately got a virus that tried to send to those online on my list :P I was trying to stop everyone from Downloading it ,I tried go back to 6.2 but couldn't. Virus is gone now though.

Found this... Current overseas territories Stage Four: Bermuda, Stage Three: Anguilla, British Virgin Islands, Cayman Islands, Montserrat, Gibraltar, Turks and Caicos Islands Stage Two: Falkland Islands, Saint Helena, Pitcairn Islands Stage One: British Indian Ocean Territory, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, British Antarctic Territory In addition there are the Sovereign Base Areas of Akrotiri and Dhekelia in Cyprus. Alphabetically: Akrotiri and Dhekelia Anguilla Bermuda British Antarctic Territory British Indian Ocean Territory British Virgin Islands Cayman Islands Falkland Islands Gibraltar Montserrat Pitcairn Islands Saint Helena Ascension Island Tristan da Cunha South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands Turks and Caicos Islands [edit] Former crown colonies and this take your pick.. Overseas Territories possessing substantial self-government Anguilla Bermuda British Virgin Islands Cayman Islands Gibraltar Montserrat Turks and Caicos Islands Other Overseas Territories British Antarctic Territory British Indian Ocean Territory Falkland Islands Pitcairn Island Saint Helena (including dependencies of Ascension and Tristan da Cunha) South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands Sovereign Base Areas of Akrotiri and Dhekelia Crown Dependencies in British Isles (Outside UK & EU) Guernsey Jersey Isle of Man

I often read NMC and I can see why a lot get frustrated in there,they post for weeks, sometimes months and get ignored,then they see someone join and get validated on one post.Not everyone makes a good post every time they post,not sure what the solution is ,the mods validate those they think are ready. NMC does work I just read the one Mark closed ;) They don't need a chit chat,its called NMC not trials chat,so they should be allowed to talk about anything in there (within reason).Without members jumping in and saying this is only trials . Perhaps if a New Member pm's a mod when they have been here a month,the mod could then look at his posts to see if he can be validated. That way those that do join will know if they behave they might be validated after a month,it must put people off joining if they look in there and read people have been waiting months to be validated.

Answers No :P ,I use the Toilet and as for what I think :S" I think anal should put that picture up :P I'm really thinking, don't do it when you have female company in the shower,it will dampen her passion. (Y) Or her leg depending were your aiming :)

(Y) I'd have had enough of mcdonalds after a day,he must be mad,well as fat.

You should always wear a helmet every time your on your bikes. On average between 1998/2000 inclusive in Great Britain 28 children and 123 adults were killed as pedal bicyclists each year. For each child killed, there were 26 serious and 189 slight injuries and for each adult killed there were 17 serious and 106 slight injuries. There is some evidence of under reporting of bicycle injuries, particularly in children. Males are four times as likely to be killed or injured as females. Most bicycle injuries occur in teenage children or young adults. Head and face injuries make up a significant proportion of all bicycle injuries. There have been great declines in the distance cycled in Great Britain between 1985/1992. Bicycle helmet wearing rates in Great Britain have increased steadily in the last decade but are still low. In 1999 on busy roads the wearing rate was 22 per cent and on minor roads 8 per cent. If young kids see you lot wearing them they might copy you ,so keep your helmets on.

I'm always getting that about the virtual memory being low,I usually just reboot and it stops.

:) :)

Mine does it to,you get used to it. Doesn't bother me now . This one's a Packard Bell. (Y)

Revenge :turned: Hate people getting ripped of >_<