Simpson: tonight was total lolz, i got with this bitch, then joe got sloppy seconds, then i got with a girl and came back for sloppy thirds, didn't manage to persude anyone back to joes so came home in a sainsburys shopping trolley, which joe the fanny pushed up a cerb and made me fall off, i collecyed a load of brickes and cardboard which fanny face made me abandon before embaarking on his home, managed to get the trolley home whitch was happy days BIG UP mwahahaha