MrMonkey

If only that ugly bearded bloke weren't in those pics Ali posted.... :S

Maybe, what happens if he has a mega harsh grind and tar, then slams on his brake and carrys on pedalling with man beast legs, somethings gonna break.

Get them as spares, imagine, you go out riding, all of a sudden a pad rips out of it's backing. YOU HAVE SPARE PADS, so you can whack em on, they might be shit but at least you ain't going home early :S

MS Paint > Turquoise > Fill. Anyone?

Shit idea, loads of shit replied bar the first "No" should of been left at that.

:S That was awesome. Best. Vid. Ever.

That's you're not your, f**king illiterate tool.

Nah it ain't, you just need skills, and a bit of cleverness. I'll give you a clue, right clicking and playing it again leaves you with the same cash, just everything at the beginning again. :P

That is so unfunny, this white square is funnier, therefore beating it.

WOOOOO, I'm getting loads better, did 3 backhops in a row (in the same backwheel thing) then I did 3 again but not quite aswell. :P :) :P :-

I remember at a National Trust place when I was younger hiding in this dark towery type thing and waiting for my mum to come in and scare her and this old woman came in and I jumped out on her. Thank f**k she didn't have a heart attack or something.

I'm not trying to be controversial at all. I'd prefer to live in a country where I knew people weren't being killed, mugged and raped and have some activities taken away to stop pain in other people's lives.

Okay, who's going and where we meeting and when?? Anyone got any ideas or am I left in the dark again ye bastards B)

How often are you going to the gym? It also could be (I dunno if this is right but let's see) if you've been riding the same spots for so long you are tired of the repetition if might not feel like it yet but your brain is saying "This is all old, snore snore snore". And if you've been going the gym too much your body just won't be up for it.

I use Toxsins, they are sexual, nice and soft. I ain't rode or done much with my hands for 2 years so they turned into lady hands. I've been riding the bike pretty much none stop over the last few days and they haven't burnt holes in my hands so they seem great to me B)

He was talking about his forks to someone else.

We all know this country's well f**ked up. In some countries if women did that they would be mullered.

Avoid the copper, jump and make him dive you get 1000 points, hold down in to get your points and energy bar up. Space is Jump, up is run, left/right turn, down cheery thing.

MrMonkey's bike is Prawn's eld BT 5 Prototype. Insane.

I think me and some other folk might be riding Liverpool, I think. Tryna get blood out of a stone would be easier than getting info out of some people.

Sexy, everything about is so sexy. Rides ace in my onions.

So not a single cell from your body attaches itself to a needle, wow they must use "Uber Lube" to keep them all off.

You do realise the needles are pushed into a vein, therefore shed loads of blood cells rush past it. Not just 1 or 2.

Inflatable Alligator is THE best stair surfer, it's safe and fast.

I'd rather be safe everyday of my life knowing nothing would happen to me.