MrMonkey

Bring back proper punishments, corporal and capital. It'll sort the country out good and proper. You steal you lose a hand, you're stupid enough to do it again you lose the other hand.

Did you watch, and follow, the film. If so you'd know the kids don't hate the adults. YAY go for gold in controversy. My dad recently ran over a dog because there was some kids playing at the side of the road. The dog went under the back wheel and then got up and started running around.... Surely verging on physically impossible.

What are you talking about? I have talked to Mrs Monkey in person, therefore I can confirm she has no penis, contrary to SM, Mod or Admin belief. And you are just retarded or something.

I pay £30 a month, (always have done since the old school days of BB and I paid similar for my 56k (Y) ) it's well getting on my tits, because my mum can't be arsed changing. :lol:

A rover I think, you're about to see how vast my car knowledge is :lol: That's all I know.

Car is buggered, so these things need doing for this price, just wondering if this is right. The Head Gasket as cracked because mum didn't put water in the car for around 2 years, they're charging her £300 to fix/replace/make it work. Is this about right?

:lol: Simon, you completely lost me there. But as you know you shiz 99% of the time I shall agree. I agree with Simon.

I wasn't saying all the SMs, it's just a large majority seem to dislike me :lol: Oh and they are in a conspiracy to get me, who else would report 90% of my posts (Y) You just sent me that in a PM pretty much, copy and paste works though. And yes I do admit it, I have one hell of a social life, I won't be online for a week though, that good enough. (Y)

Holy f**k, check my post, then check your edit. Who are people going to believe, me, whom if I may say so is above average at English or you, some f**king tardo who is arguing with me. Anyway, seeing as you're stupid I'll go into more detail. You're giving me publicity, and you're so cool, you think following the "Anti Monkey Movement" or as I like to call it the "Sad Wanker SMs and some stupid twats from the forum". That makes you super "independent" not original, independent. I don't even have to try with you. And I loef to waste the space, I wonder how many warns I'll get for all this bollocks, remember the report button gets rid of me quicker :lol:

Oooo, that hit me where it hurts, right in the groin. So I have no use to learn how to drive, or for that matter sit on a go kart with 2 wheels, so why should I? Why should I go to the trouble of learning how to drive, and paying for insurance, when as of yet I've never though, "f**k me if I don't get a car I'm gonna be well stuffed." My legs work, as do my arms, so I could walk on my hands, or my feet if I wanna be a sheep to get to wherever I wanna go. And to be honest if the best insult you could come up with to start you tiddle taddle off was, firstly calling me a "17 loser" that something like section 59? "You're a section 17 loser foo' " and saying I don't ride trials, when it's pretty obvious I got a bike a week ago. You don't stand much chance, oh and I don't think I'm cool, I am baby :lol:

Revvvvvv, Revvvvvvvvvv, Revvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. Awesome, we're talking what, an engine with a thimble of fluid in it. There isn't anything wrong with going out having a laugh, but I'm sure we can all think of better ways to have a laugh, such as circumcision or getting hit by a double decker bus full of transvestites who all know CPR.

He cautioned you under section 59? Do you know what that is? It's being sad enough to get a big gang of people on mopeds and skid in a car park. He knew the others were too far gone, he was trying to save you.

Jesus christ, £1300, that's a bum load of money for any type of computer. I am upgrading, well pretty much getting a new computer, it'll cost me about £800, without a monitor, and it'll be pretty much 100% up to date, for running games anyway, Quake 4 might give it a bumming though. But still (Y)

One problem with Linux, not many people use it. You use Windows at school, therefore you want a computer in the same format at home surely. That would be one argument for families getting a PC with Windows.

Apples don't have to start, they are a living fruit. Anyway, everyone uses a PC pretty much, that just to me proves Macs aren't widely loved, but the Mac fan boys are hardcore.

Happy you b*****d, anyway, I'll tell Ad to look in here when I speak to him next.

He's 13, that's why the bad comments should just roll right of his back, he should hopefully know how good he is (not in an arrogant way) so the comments on "You have no muscle (but can go bigger than me)" hopefully won't affect him and make him feel like trials isn't right for him. And to the f**king wankers who think he needs a haircut how about you pick on someone who's older with long hair, bullies.

And my erect penis, he knows all.

OMFG, I want one now, I want it's babies.

The price usually says next to it whether it does or not. And as I just checked for you it says, Plus Postage, so no the prices on full bikes don't include it, but it should be no more than £15-£20.

Chicky's a proper wannabe goth type person, so he labels everyone and everything a chav if it doesn't fit into another category.

Actually, if the upload speed is greater than that of the other connections (which it most likely will be as in Sweden they are and this is a Swedish company so you put 1+1 together) it'll equal better pings.

That's good to know, you jealous or something? The f**k, there isn't any irony in there at all, I said he doesn't know how to upload, then in the second post, it's just elaboration on him not being able to upload?

Looks a bag of wank to me.

(Y) You know my birthday of by heart, I love you too.