MrMonkey

I don't get that anymore, I win too much :-

Wing.

I enjoy a good moan, it generally annoys people if done correctly and I definetely enjoy annoying people. So I shan't stop, not for you, not for anyone.* *If a ban is promised for not stopping then I shall stop.

You thrust your hips during masturbation, :- That's the strangest thing I've ever heard.

Masturbation.

I did, I would of had trouble using scissors to cut my entire hair evenly :- But there's a bit on the back of my head were I haven't done, I can't be bothered to do it either :P It's like a line going down on a diagonal slope.

Romantic sex. Or just general sex for that matter.

How do you cut yours? Similar to how do you eat yours, but that has something to do with a little chocolate egg and this has something to do with how do you cut your hair. Anyways I just cut my own hair, it's shockingly hard to get the back of your head. I think I did it ok :- The main reason for cutting my own hair was because I remember Mr Heatsink saying he did it, so I'll sue him if anything bad comes of it :P

Trains :P We have like 3 trains a day that run to Manchester from where I live, how is that transport. More planes run from Manchester to London in a day than that. Jesus christ. And the trains are always really early or really late.

Yeah, people will see what a shithole the UK is when they get mugged as they get of the EuroStar and stuff. Maybe the EU can sort out f**king chav problem out. We'll just go down as being a proper shithole after this, who knows what will happen but I can't wait to see :-

What do you mean yeah right, she's signed upto the forum and everything, she's just never posted :P

Incoming insults.

Jungle.

Warm.

Andyroo's ballsack :-

He sold signed Nirvana stuff :P f**king penis in my eye, when was this?? Or are they still up?? Oh my god please tell me they're still up.

Monkey's brain.

Monkey's PENIS.

cheese

Pussy.

Penguin

Ooooh 'eck, holding your hand. Bet that made you cum (Y)

Like I said, I've seen him on 3 times, also he said he'd send the money on Friday (Y) I'm sorry I like to know what's going on.

What, because I sent him a PM and he hadn't responded. f**k off. I didn't lose my temper at all, I was just annoyed that after seeing him online 3 times he hadn't replied to my PM.

Ok then thankies very muchies. If he only recieved the first PM today he might get a few more :o This can be closed now.