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MrMonkey

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  1. You got conned on that "pair" of shoes though didn't you.
  2. I help people make these savings you talk of, I bought like £120 worth of games in sales and stuff in a week, probably worth around £200ish if all boughty seperate and new. Then sold them for £35. Great. :)
  3. :) At that and your custom member title.
  4. It was free for my mum who had it done like a week ago. Just phone them up and ask. My mum thought it was going to be £42 aswell but it ended up being free.
  5. Because it would be of course. (Y)
  6. MrMonkey

    Jeans

    My Zooyorks are like a rock, it's like trying to cut through diamond with cheese. They're invincible. And terror we know you wouldn't wear jeans like that. Because you're the chav queen of TF.
  7. I think they should put me in there, wouldn't that be cool. I'd just sleep all day. Then argue, then sleep some more.
  8. Ok, amidst all of this blowing up of stuff in London I have been thinking. Like I normally do, just on a far greater capacity compared to you lot (Y) I have a feeling this thread may or may not go down well but never the less I shall post. After watching Black Hawk Down, for like the 10,000th time as it is by far one of the greatest movies of all time. I thought, who actually wins a war nowadays, to win a war in ye olde times it was a case of thrash the enemy until they surrender or you have the land you want. Nowadays it isn't like that. It isn't Team A vs Team B on a patch of land, wars are no longer a "fair" as such match. In times gone by, the leader of each "Team", usually a King or Queen would address each other in the middle of the battlefield. This is not done anymore, we are far superior to middle eastern countries, but yet we choose to fight them in a fair manner. Yet they break the rules by killing innocent civilians far far away from the battlefield. I know what you're going to say, we killed civilians too blah blah blah. But to be truly honest, I don't give a damn about them. If you want to start a fight with a world super power prepare to get f**king ahnialated in every sense of the word. In my opinion right now we should trace the roots of the people who created these bombs, follow any link, if that link has a possible malicious intent.... Kill it. Why should we leave in a world of fear when we try to help these people. The people who we give our money to help, the people are governments have been recently discussing to remove their debt. The people who need our help. Why should we care, why don't we just remove them, they are far inferior. Now this is where it gets interesting, I'm sure you're all thinking, how can they be inferior. Well for starters they are brainwashed, I know you may think they aren't, religion is ok, if you choose it. When it is forced upon you from day one, it becomes you, you don't choose it, it in a way has chosen you and you have to be a part of it. Also, if they aren't inferior why are they living in such terrible conditions in comparison to us. This will be blamed on leaders, I never would of seen that coming. But their leaders can only be held responsible so far, I'll prove that with a single name. Oliver Cromwell. These people aren't helping themselves, they can arm themselves to fight a Western world, yet they can't arm themselves to fight a true enemy within. So as you can see, I have typed a fair whack. It looks like alot because I didn't use paragraphs. I could of but too much hassle now. Most of it was spur of the moment typing, so I ain't expecting it to be a piece of literacy genius either. In conclusion, I believe, that firstly, no-one gets into this country for the next 10 years. Secondly, the government shouldn't pussy foot around minority groups, if they want to come to this country then they live by our rules and laws. They have no more rights than a 10th generation British person, nor do they have more rights than a person who has been here a day. No more of this, "You don't teach our children OUR religion in your schools." Why should we teach a different religion, that should be the last of your concerns after fleeing from your "war torn" country and coming to the first country that isn't at war, after going through France. (Y) Then when we are at war with Iraq, we still allow people to come in. Thirdly, someone starts a fight from now on, we make sure we finish it for good. We prove that we've still got what it takes to play with the big boys, if we owned 2/3 of this planet, I think we can, hmmm what's the word, dear me, how about oblierate some shitty little terrorist organisation. Thank you for your time if you managed to read all of this. What's your opinions? By the way if you think I'm a racist that's nice. I think you'll find I've just got the balls to say what most "British" British people think.
  9. That should be: "Ryan Leech is the coolest guy in trials, bar none."
  10. So what's your favourite. Galaxy for me (Y) Especially of the ripple kind.
  11. Firewall, should stop it, or your firewall is just telling you what it's stopping.
  12. MrMonkey

    Jeans

    For uber baggyness get hold of some Blind Scribble jeans. They're like curtains on your legs. Parachute pants.
  13. If it's only a Trojan Horse there's nothing to worry about. It's what's inside the bugger you should worry about. So if it keeps coming up as a trojan don't worry too much, unless there's a beast lurking insde.
  14. ACTUALLY, it was mainly killing monkeys and mixing of blood, I doubt very much that many people had sex with me..... I mean monkeys. (Y)
  15. I don't look like a chav, we don't have much money. :) Monkey for the win.
  16. Anyone who can't use full stops does not own me (Y) Muahahahaha.
  17. You wouldn't of invented Team Monkey if it wasn't for me, I am the intellectual basis. So stop playing silly buggers. (Y)
  18. Glad the guy on the left went for the casual shoe approach (Y)
  19. As I have said, as I am the intellectual material I can freely use the name.
  20. Would you like to join? And as I'm the intellectual property of Team Monkey, I have more right to it and I can use it freely. (Y)
  21. I'm 1 and a half, why do you ask. A gooo gooo ga ga.
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