MrMonkey

Yes I'm jealous of a spinning ball (Y) You're having a laugh aren't you I just spend £40 on weight disks, I could of bought 2 powerballs...... But I didn't.

I talk really fast and miss words out, I'm from St Helens like so I dunno what people from Liverpool are like. I understand most scousers it's southerners I struggle with.

Ok, I shall stop my arguing, which in turn should stop most other people arguing.

No, I would be able to randomly think that. :blink:

If someone said to me I can life 30kg per arm and someone said I can hold a spinning ball, who do you think I would be more impressed with?

Shoulders, wrist and forearm it says. I would still pick a decent set of weights over it though.

f**king hell, wasn't expecting anyone to say that (Y) :blink: Thanks :sick:

Yeah but flashy balls don't work out all the muscles in your arm.

GET WEIGHTS. They can be used much more effectively.

Why because a mod said something? Or because I am winning :blink:

Seems like 90% of the posters in the thread thought that aswell though (Y) :blink:

She's sitting on my face at the moment so I can't. You might not be distrespected but you will lose a certain portion of respect people may have had for you.

Holy shit, these are getting personal. I think I've just actually came, from my arsehole in to my mum's underwear, whom I recently had sex with. I also think I may have just used up your next barrage of insults. Be creative.

2 Judgements in one sentence, which is what, if I remember correctly, you were complaining about. Yes I'm stupidly obese, I sweat like 10 warthogs on a sunbed and I do love a bit of anal cream pie. But at least I have capital letters and apostrophes down :blink: Thanks for the PM Biff, glad you have the balls to send me a message privately. It read like this: "Twat"

I just realised I don't use tea spoons to make tea/coffee I use table spoons. So f**k knows how much sugar and stuff I put in it.

That would be revolves, as yes I don't know you so I'll judge your character from what I do know. Don't think trying to act like you have some sort of life, or some sort of intellect will make me thinkg "Goddarnit I better change my mind and watch the pigs on the dirt farm." You made a judgement about me, that my life revolves around this forum, you don't know me. What's bad about girls coming into trials?? Did you like all the sweaty guys. Watch what you type. :blink:

We got a new headteacher recenlty, he watched a fight and just walked away, a Year 7 told him to f**k off, he walked away. Blazers are nothing, don't complain about something shitty like that. Are school's 80 miles up shit creek, we waded that far and we've just had our legs ate by crocodiles, ain't no going back.

But can you see a magnetic field :) No you can't.

f**king good photoshop.

Sometimes electrons do move between two molecules.

I'm worried about happy bumming to be honest :) I apologise for taking a serious thread and turning it into a joke.

Don't worry about him he's a complete arsehole.

LOL, compare your language to mine most of the time and it isn't that bad. But I think you have to realise the cocky little shits get a nice taste of fist when they start going to clubs. My mate works at a club and this really chavvy pair came upto while he was behind the bar and asked for drinks and he said that last orders had gone, so one of them said they were gonna come back there and get one. A bouncer was standing behind them both all the time, then about 15 minutes later one of the bouncers who's a bit of a nutter started a fight upstairs with 3 lads because they were acting hard with him. Saying they'd beat the shit out of him etc, he won and 2 of them ran down the stairs and out of the club :D

I f**kING LOEF THE SUN. I'm loving how how it is, I'm wearing shorts and that's it. oh my god it's amazing. Going back outside.

I want f**king vigilante justice, anyone seen romper stomper?? When all the chinese (I dunno if anyone will be offended by that but in the current state of political correctness I'm sure there's a better word) guys get together and beat the shit out of a load of skin heads, it's f**king hilarious.