MrMonkey

:D I'm crying with laughter. :P

Sure you do, buddies that's all....... f**k buddies :P

Have a nice bday to wash your parts out then have a nice birthday :D

Nice. Like the red rims, seeing as it's the only colour on the bike.

Ok, if you've had enough of people taking you the wrong way like I have, post your very own disclaimer in here. Mine is, don't take anything I say seriously. I've had enough of people tryna have a go because they don't know what I mean, especially the bell ends in NMC. So shut up before you think I want a shouting match with you. Because I'm probably gonna win. Just for all the fannies out there, I apologise if I offend you with any of my comments, but strangely enough that isn't my problem it's yours. So don't make complaints to me go to a psychologist or psychiatrist, whichever you're supposed to see.

I can honestly say there are far too few girls/riding jokes in here, so I'll bring them in MUAHAHAHAHA and wreck the entire thread :D

I'm getting a Cooper, 1.2 engine, then when I can get insured on one a 2.7 mustang then when I can get a 4.8-5.0 engine get that. Jesus tonight insurance will be a whore.

Bringing stoning back, if you know the victim in anyway or form, you can throw as many stones as you want.

All that says to me is more windows help sites are needed :P And I run Windows, the pile of shit.

Double Sided Tape :D

Bah, if I've never played before what's the chances of me winning big money?

Could I play?? I dunno how to play but can I play?

Plastic Lawnmower, what the hell it didn't even have blades on the bottom, or have I missed something.

What now :P I'm lost :D

Riding your bed ay :D

What's that? Your stupid, it's ok.

Argh f**king hell I hate being 17. :D Any jobs I can get then :P If they hire for longer I'll just get myself fired.

Would of been more scientific if you would of spelt it right :P Evidence that is.

Yeah but what's the pay?? I wanna know how much mula I'll get.

Goddamn King Kong, I'm glad we're related. Fat Boy beats the little man

I might not be able to take you all one on one, but the forum collectively thrashes my arse down. Ouch

FOR the WIN Eat that scotty :D

I just beat 6.6 Billion People, so obviously the world has some secret army just to defeat me :D I must know the world's secret.

The World beat me. Yowzers

I kicked the crap out of Koxx. Then Tartidge. Then Biff. But I got bored :D Only joking people I beat, just thought I'd beat you up. MWAHAHAHAHAH, I love you really.