MrMonkey

No, ghosts cannot be real. Simple as. Can't remember why but someone involved an energy theory and it seemed to be extremely logical, as I've said before I believe in Science and Psychology that's it.

DOUBLE POST OMGz0r, but yeah that is quite bad. I don't find drowning a scary though but in the moment it might be worrying.

Wait one second here, you're trying to go against me. So you want me to prove my argument. Yet you may have read before I will argue until the other person gives up or I forget what the original point of the thread was, and seeing as this thread had no point well f**k me I can go forever. Let's see, basically you had a go at someone because they didn't like chavs (But laugh my fat monkey ass off who actually does) he had used a generalisation by just saying chavs instead of giving us a description of each and everyone of the f**kers. You complained about this saying "Why generalise wah wah wah I'm a bitch wah wah wah" Then you go onto call the person "gay", when he clearly isn't. You are saying DON'T generalise people as chavs who aren't then you call him a gay when he isn't. So that's you being hypocritical and if my count is correct 1 - 0 to me. Now clean my ingrowing toe nail with your tongue, lick deep and get the puss and other gank down there.

You sound like a woman, men where given big hands and feet for squashing stuff like that, women were given little hands to make your knob look bigger.

Losing people close to me. Death and all that shit is nothing in comparison to losing people.

Happy Birthday to yee. Here's a birthday joke for you, how many MrMonkey's does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One, I did it about 5 minutes ago.

My mate drank a can of Carling something or other he found in the roof of our 6th form common room, he didn't enjoy it.

But for something a little more close to home for most of us. And I think they're just like the normal ones but purple, correct me if I'm wrong.

To me it doesn't seem that graphically intensive, but that's on a desktop setup. So I can't be sure, but even on the lower graphical settings it still doesn't look bad. It's pretty hard to maek newer games look bad without going into 640x480 and lower resolutions.

First of all that kid is a baby, so how the f**k does it know what's going on. You don't half talk some shit at times.

Put your rates to rate 25000 cl_updaterate 101 cl_cmdrate 101 and if that ain't good enough try rate 20000 cl_updaterate 75 cl_cmdrate 75. And the hit boxes on Source are model wrapped, so they ain't wank :)

I hope that was a meat and potato pie and none of that other gay shit.

Or you could use a temp file cleaner and some other software that removes crap that's collected and takes 1/100th of the time a reformat takes, and it's more user friendly :shifty:

f**king hell that's hilarious. :shifty:

That's a bad thing though, at first he wouldn't of thought you were ginger because he couldn't see you. But once you stole his orange he knew you were ginger.

A cape, a gun, some money and the easiest thing, control of the world. They you don't have to try.

But if you want to move to America you need to take a trade that they need, if you want to move to Australia you need the same and you need to be under 30.

Everyone who is white and are 5th generation plus in this country is in some way or form racist. We don't like the amount of immigrants in the country, as we think they sponge, we also think they're going to destroy our way of life as they bring their culture and force it into schools as they want their children to be taught something they left behind with their country. Also I watched a program on it with an Indian man, he said "There's plenty of room left in Britain for more people, look at the countryside." The most idiotic statement ever, you remove the countryside the Tories go ape shit, the next election they say what they will do, the people rally around them, all hell breaks loose. This is mainly because white families get pushed out of their homes while, mainly Indians, make close knit communities taking over entire areas. If you haven't seen places like this you obviously live in an area like me, there's only 5 ethnic families where I live. Mainly because there's a fair few "skinheadist" attitudes. Now onto the positives, when they come here to work and build a new life that's fine. Ok, back to more negatives, they are supposed to leave a war torn country and flee to the CLOSEST country that isn't at war, yet they pass through France to get to use who isn't at war, our government is also so soft we let them in while we were at war with Iraq. I wouldn't care if they all worked it's when they think it's their country more than ours and because they currently feel so empowered they'll say anything to anyone. This is a very stereotypical example but still, Jewish people have been persecuted throughout the ages it's because they took jobs off others and it seemed they worked their way up the ladder and became very rich and powerful, obviously this seemed a bad thing to the Romans and Hitler etc, but if all Immigrants were like this wouldn't it be better than giving people free houses, cars and money.

Yeah it would be nice if white people were equal wouldn't it :'(

I'm left handed naturally but started with my right, therefore I could move to my left with ease. :'( :lol: I'M A BIG BOY MOMMY WATCH ME MASTURBATE WITH BOTH HANDS.

He means, when he's fixing bikes he wouldn't mind putting his knob in the seat tube and giving it a good bang.

I remember when I got my feet wet after getting a veruka, and pulled the first layer of skin off. After that I savaged it and pulled it out slowly but surely with tweezers. Left a hole about half an inch deep. It f**king hurt though. Let things heal with time is my advice.

You're a f**king hypocritical moron, so shut the f**k up. You call that person a gay, but in your post complain he is categorising people. ARGH.

I was quicker larde dar de dar dar.

Because of what I said, argh jesus I've helped a man jerk his gerkin, tackle the purple headed warrior, strangle the one eyed bed snake and many more things.