MrMonkey

eBay haven't done anything wrong. They are allowing people to use their service as intended to sell their goods in an aunction fashion. eBay haven't put a foot out of line, Bob Geldof can go and f**k off right away the f**king stuck up fanny, even some African man said he had become obsessed with Africa's poverty.

He's legally obliged to pay the money, he's well f**ked. The people selling the tickets could take him to court and get that money from him.

Now I swear alot, and I know I do. Birthday card from my mum had a kid on the front and some woman walking past, the kid has an eye patch and a sword and the woman says "Playing pirates are you, where are your buccaneers" kids replies "On the side of me bucking head" Hoho, from my mum aswell. Edit: To add my point, swearing doesn't neccessarily mean anything it just means you swear. Words are words etc, but you can't judge someones mood by their swearing.

I knew I was putting music on but started singing the song, that couldn't of really been forseen, was expecting something more heavy metalish seeing as 75% of my music is that. (N)

Yes, but there was more too it than that (Y) (N)

I'd say. "Room for one more" (N) On a more serious note, guess you have a point, but still if he hadn't of done the bed stuff I think it would be ok.

We're both sitting on a forum together, I start to unbutton your shirt. Monkey: "Mmmm let me suck your nipple" Circus: "Oh yeah monkey use your tongue" Monkey: "I want your cock in my mouth" Circus: "You know where it is, so nozzle on it bitch" Monkey: "Oh I like it when you talk dirty" You mean like that? Anyway seeing as I decided to bring up a convo post something interesting or PM it to yourself.

I didn't really mean the bed stuff, but I meant taking them into his home and sort of looking after them on a friend with a shit load of cash kinda way (Y)

All I have to say is I've only just made this, picture is old as I don't have the sidburns anymore (N)

I think that's what it's called, but anyway I was about to start my music on winamp and it didn't load up but I started to sing "Change of Ideas" by Bad Religion in my head then my music started which my music on shuffle and it came on as the first song. Weird or will the shuffle be not really shuffled so it has preset orders or something. (N)

YAY for JT!, for some reason at one point I disliked you, but recently you've grown on me, tis completely off topic. But this definetely swung it, you are cool*. *Disclaimer: Monkey's opinion of cool is not very cool, other people may mock you because Monkey thinks you are cool. People mock Monkey, mainly because he annoys them and talks in third person. Monkey thinks they are jealous, Monkey's probably wrong.

Dunno if Rich covered this but Aids is currently Africa's f**king problem. Anyway if I had a pair I would of had 'em up for £1k buy it now, c'mon rich boys spend your mula (N)

Until you people have real proof, not the fact he says he "shared" his bed and cuddled some people, I say he's innocent, if American's, who are more holy than the pope think he's innocent say it he most likely is, if 12 of them say it f**k me sideways they're on crack. But yeah, I think he just helped less fortunate kids from having a bad childhood. Unless he bum f**ked people then that's a jailable offence no matter how you look at it, like Bongo's avatar which is really starting to disturb me. OT: Smo you have the most 1337est sig ever (Y) (N)

Ok, strangely enough I'm posting this, but recently I've seen people being really bitter towards each other (and not just me) and it's weird. I'm used to seeing everyone being nice and stuff to each other (bar me) What's going on people? Where's the loev?

Of course Rich of course. I wouldn't of noticed my sig being mispelt for 2 weeks.

Kerching, second person to notice.

They don't have ears?? :mellow:

Or you'll get the piercing caught in your fly rip it out and get gangrene in your cock. You decide.

"These clothes don't match at all, red gloves, black jacket and blue pants. I wish I hadn't left the house." f**k me that was weak. :mellow:

For all the people saying the ladies love it, you could learn how to use your tongue properly. :- :mellow:

Pretty much this. You: "I'm afraid of touching and seeing boobs, will you help me overcome my problem."

Maybe they were mid intercourse when they were frozen. Dunno why that would make them Adam and Eve but yeah.

:lol: That's excellent, thank you for that :(

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