MrMonkey

Porn videos allowed :huh:

I had 3 AS politics exams one after the other, so don't complain about your Maths paper goddarnit you whipper snappers.

You'll pass most of your GCSEs if you have a gram of intelligence, don't worry about them. But worry about making the right choice for you for the next however many years of your life. If you want to do GCSEs all over again but 100 times harder do A Levels if you aren't sure do A Levels (easisest way to go, I did this and have recently changed my mind after this year) But put alot of thought into it, and what you're going to do if you do your A Levels. I didn't and made some bad choices and this year has been absolute shite because of it.

Yeah but it is still the best, as my later comments stated you'll need alot of money for one (Y)

You want good? Alineware. Simple as that. But dig deep into your pockets mon frere as you will need some hefty wads of cash.

1. 99% Of things I can pick fault with. 2. Living with my annoying fault pickingness. 3. Most things. 4. Sneezing. 5. Knowing I will fail all of my AS Levels because I stopped caring after about 3 months and started to doss as it was absolute shite. 6. Knowing I'm going to most likely fail Politics when it's the only subject I enjoy and I know I can get an A and I like my teacher so I feel like I'm failing him aswell as myself. 7. The apprenticeship I applied for not bothering to make any correspondence with me what so ever. 8. Wankers. 9. Tossers. 10. Myself. 11. Wet turds. 12. Turd in general getting stuck in your arse hair. 13. My dog which now has me trained to open a door for him that's right next to the computer. 14. Lists. 15. Numbers with "."s after them. 16. Knowing how to spell a word but having a dumb moment and spelling it completely wrong. Eg. Skellington. Instead of Skeleton. f**k knows what was going on there.

96.5 YAY I'm cool.

A Noose someone had killed themselves with was the weirdest thing I've seen.

Works most of the time for me until someone adds me to have a go.

Warm here aswell, which is nice.

10%, mainly due to some questions having nothing to do with being a chav or not. Calling your Grandmother "Nan" and calling the evening meal "Tea" are two rather northern things, just like going to Blackpool. (Y)

I like the SMs. When people become an SM they seem to grow uber amounts of knowledge or something. It's quite amazing.

How dare you firstly add me to MSN to call me a tit. Then secondly you blocked me before I could finish talking to you, who the f**k do you think you are. "Monkey says: ????????????? monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: u tit monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: shut it you ass Monkey says: lol monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: remind you of anything? Monkey says: You sure you wanna do this? monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: yep Monkey says: lol monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: y did you say shuit it you ass Monkey says: Because I thought that was the best response to your post Monkey says: why did you add me to MSN? monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: to ask you y u called me an ass monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: which bit offended you monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: the i hate chavs part Monkey says: Who says it offended me? Monkey says: Yeah, it was the I hate chavs part Monkey says: because I R the UBER CHAVz0r monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: well you called me an ass monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: ur a chav Monkey says: Yes I am monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: gutted Monkey says: I am the fat chav king monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: dont m,ess Monkey says: why what you gonna do? Monkey says: beat me up for having an opinion? monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: nope Monkey says: verbally abuse m? Monkey says: me* Monkey says: stalk me on the forums trying to wind me up? monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: i just think that was an ott reaction to my post Monkey says: not really monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: u could of just rote monkeysaredbomb@hotmail.com says: that post was stupid" That's what was said, this is what I was about to say. "if you want to be good at trials no s**ty ramps" Who says it's for trials? So what if it is it's his choice. "plonk a load of rocks in your back garden walla trials heaven" For a natural rider yes, he might not like natural. And no-one cares about your opinion on chavs just like they don't care about mine or anyone elses. Sweaty little shit house.

I would disagree I smashed a window with a dart, and it was a magnetic board, and I wasn't ill or intoxicated, or near any intoxicants. I completely shattered it but it didn't fall out or nothing. This is at about 7 foot aswell :S

JT's a scammer :S "There was no Mars in my wrapper" "Did you eat it sir?" "No.... honest *BURP*"

I keep mine short, like toothbrush bristle short all over, f**k any type of style off as that's too hard to cope with. But yeah if it gets longer I hate it but can't be arsed to have it cut (Y)

Completely off topic but your avatar is f**king hilarious. (Y)

Dudek was lucky with that save, it hit his hands, how wank do you be to blast a ball at a goalies hands with a giant net and be 2 feet away. Liverpool won but it was pretty lucky.

Yeh we got loads of Nestle Bueons (Y) My bro bought one and it only had half a stick but the wrapper was still intact.

And the Klu Klux Klan, STOP THE PERSECUTION. I also thought nuns weren't allowed to own material goods so why would they be in a shopping centre.

No you can have the hood, just not have it up.

The police need more power to beat. Policeman 1: "You take your hood down" Chav: "No man make innit" Policeman 2: "Is it your turn on mine?" Policeman 1: "Can't remember.... double team??" Policeman 2: "Sure" *TWAT* Police for the win.

I think he means in shopping centres etc.

Good idea. Most definetely, the evidence for the banning and the motives behind outweight the fact someone wants to look like a tit.

You're joking right? They won't have any responsibility. It doesn't make any difference to people with low intelligence. To most people on here it would be a huge life change, to them it won't matter.