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MrMonkey

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  1. What's brown and half eaten? The pope's easter egg. 2 Monkeys in a bath one says "OOOOO OOOO AHHH AHHH" The other says "If it's hot put some cold in" Bill and Ben are sitting in a bath Bill says "Flobbadobbadob" Ben says "Fart again and you can get out"
  2. Ok didn't understand any of that. New question. I have a line with info in it, but in the cells A5 B5 D5 and E5 I want a macro that will move the info from the sheet it is in to the same cells on another sheet. Could anyone explain how to do this, yes I have googled it so shh. Thanks for any help :S It's urgent needs to be in tomorrow. No-one I know knows how to do it. I'm 10 miles up shit creek with concrete shoes on.
  3. I need your help. I know what you're thinking, "Where has monkey been, god isn't he sexy" etc etc. Anyway I have to set up a spreadsheet for IT, and was wondering if someone could give me the basic command line for a V Lookup table or explain how to do it. Also any ideas on what would be good things to add would be great :ermm:
  4. MrMonkey

    Free Ipods

    Ahhhh f**k off, I ain't in a good mood, and I can't be arsed reading.
  5. MrMonkey

    Free Ipods

    OMFG you scam charity's you're so f**king cool. :o
  6. MrMonkey

    Silly Laws

    I thought it was mince pies??
  7. Anyone remember when popular kids called goths stones. And now they do the smoking of the weed. (I know they ain't popular really but the 2 inter-link.)
  8. Ooooo, this post made me laugh so I thought I'd post. And I'm 2 all over when my hair gets too unruly, as in as it gets to about an inch it's so thick it sort of just sticks out in every possible direction it can. And no cock jokes after the inch thing.
  9. YAY FOR WANNADO, my average download speed on 576kbps is about 35kbps that's right not 10% like most are about 6-7% hooof**kingray.
  10. Ahhhh, well what type of games do you want to play (Say the most graphics extensive one if you can that'll help :( )
  11. You mean you need a full setup? If so you'll also need a case, a Power Supply Unit (PSU) and Disk Drives, and all the cables which will probably come with it.
  12. Most of these are maybes but meh. Dropkick Murpheys (I have a feeling that may be spelt wrong) Cradle Of Filth, The Hives, Audioslave, System Of A Down, and Download festival, but I only wanna see the third day :( (Slayer, Slipknot and System of a Down)
  13. The Office definetely. The fact the characters are more real you can relate which automatically makes it funnier.
  14. MrMonkey

    Random

    Yet Yoda has Jedi powers which can do the exact same things (Y)
  15. MrMonkey

    Cybersex

    Good job, I care so so so little. But basic English mistakes makes you look a bit pathetic. Or idiotic. Oh ho ho so funny not knowing your own language.
  16. MrMonkey

    Cybersex

    LOL, no I'm a twat, and I hate people who think it's ok to pick on others for any reason. By the way that LOL was really sarcastic. And "I" is a capital in the middle of a sentence. Just remembered that from year 2 oh dear flashbacks.
  17. MrMonkey

    Cybersex

    Ever had phone sex with your girlfriend. If so you've just contradicted yourself. If you've ever thought role playing during real sex would be fun or if you've done it you're doing the same thing. And I hope you've never looked at porn over the internet.
  18. From who? thesubway? or Danny and tom. As one of them is proper permission from Danny or Tom, and the other is someone helping you get around a system meant for punishment. Which is like avoiding jail time. Which is pissing me off. I haven't used other accounts when I've had temp bans.
  19. MrMonkey

    Cybersex

    I feel sick you all found it so funny. It was some guy taking the piss out of someone for a sustained amount of time. Any of us can do this to someone in real life, you'd probably make them cry. Yes it's oh so funny let's take the piss out of people now in the streets and wet ourselves at how pathetic we are.
  20. Creative Xen Thing 20GB it's about 40 pound over your budget but holds 40 times more songs :blink:
  21. MrMonkey

    Random

    Yoda, Jedi = pwnage of all. The fact anything beats them adds realism to something completely unrealistic. Which is stupid and gay. They can make little forcefields and shit. Gandalf would be owned.
  22. Erm, aren't you in NMC. SO using someone elses account shouldn't really be allowed. But ok then. Fruit boots is roller blading. It's what some people call it for whatever gay reason. Maybe it makes you look cool.
  23. No mention of any good cartoons, no Hellsing, Trigun, Berserk or Cowboy Bebop, those 4 being the only cartoons that I can really stand. Off topic: I just found a pube in my keyboard, how nice.
  24. I'll play (Y) But your clan ain't gonna win if I do teehee. Catch me on MSN when the match is about to start, unless I'm doing something I should be in :) :blink:
  25. I know, that's why I liked klobbs. As they were so shite I enjoyed shooting people for ages. So guns that do basically no damage is the way for me. And Golden Gun was the best mode :)
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