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Luke Dunstan

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  1. From Tinder, I've hit 3 home runs so far. Glove up men, that's the only advice I'll give.
  2. Want to make sure they're similar compound or you could have a pretty hairy time mate. I wanted at Pilot Road 3 on the back but because I had a harder compound on the front they said it would be pretty dangerous.
  3. I had a flat a few weeks back on the way to work, called the local motorbike shop who picked it up and replaced the rear tyre and pads which where in desperate need. Cost £200 in the end so not tooooo bad.
  4. Mate, worry less. I got a Whatsapp message from a previous tinder date announcing she's pregnant. whoops.
  5. Luckily new batteries fixed the problem, it takes one day of cycling to truly appreciate a motor
  6. I went for a swim with my keys + fob in my back pocket. Hoping new batteries will make it work. Can be doing with this bicycle riding to work
  7. Let's cut to the chase, post pictures of your mum. Thanks.
  8. I kept the off cuts, like a Jewish foreskin. Might stick em' in a pie. Fancy joining me?
  9. Quit pulling focus from my amazing Game of Thrones GIF. Dick.
  10. Can't see what it looks like at the moment as It's got that white tape stuff on it for a couple of weeks. Like so...
  11. Yeah that would of been a good idea. Had them done today, it was fookin' horrific.
  12. Yes mate. Getting a proper job done.
  13. I'm off to Harley Street tomorrow. Time to look normal again, well as normal as a 6ft2 ginger Cornishman can look.
  14. WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES IN LINK BELOW http://news.bme.com/2008/03/28/earlobes-be-gone/ Similar to this
  15. Mine are about 26mm, but have been 35mm+ so they're as small as they're going to be. Got an appointment in Harley Street next thursday so this is really only a last resort. Either way they're going. I have many issues, pain isn't one of them.
  16. I have stretched earlobes that I don't want anymore, surgery is too much and I just want a quick fix.
  17. Thinking of doing away with my earlobes this weekend, what's going to be better to use. A straight blade razor or a craft knife?
  18. So flicking a durex in her direction over a first drink is probably not recommended? Gotcha.
  19. Seeing her on Saturday. I'm looking forward to it a little more now.
  20. No chance she's saying she misses the dicks, as in maybe her friends? I miss = Mi manchi I'm missing = Mi mancate Possibly??? Thanks in helping a fella out.
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