was xhating in schhool my mate came behind me and pulled my trousers doiwn haha was not good and it was cold oh and got shat in ym shoulder by a seagul, three days later got shit on by a seagul, this time it as my head :@ then the other day went to get my scooter from college a bird shit on it the fanny had to sit right right at the front of my bike lmao