CriminalRider

Alexandr Maslov

This shit is real. I have experienced it when I was in Ukraine last summer. Well, it's pretty fun when you know about it, but first time you might think that you're gone crazy. I awoke in the night and realized that something was wrong: I was absolutely unable to do a single move and I felt that someone standing (not a human) next to me. It's standing near you and you want to run, you want to shout, but you cant even move your head. It's like a nightmare in reality. You KNOW that you're not sleeping and all this shit happening. That's why this is so scary. Loads of adrenaline and thrill guaranteed.

This would not have happened if you have no brakes or have a brake. Obviously modern(2006+) magura are shit, not a brake.

It seems that 2013 summer was the last in russia(shot today), I'm going to live in UK, at least it haz summer.

russia has 4 seasons and they're all winter. fug

There are only 2 things I love in russia: my wife and possibility to earn money, but damn, in shitty place even a lot of money won't make you happy. Yes you can buy awesome business class apartments and premium class car, but everything around still be gray, filthy and awful.

It's not that easy, firstly I need to legalize it and also I have a wife here that don't want to leave her family. But I'm closer day by day to just move the hell out from this shithell country. Also I need to decide what I'll do in UK even if I'll get citizenship(that's the biggest problem).

I hate winter and any kind of winter sports and also any kind of any shit related to winter. Lol, if my posts make you depressed, you'll propably kill yourself if you're move to Russia. By the way I live pretty luxuriously in Russia and don't see all the shit. The great shit: poor and beggar people, trumped-up cases not by political motives, just because some pig want to increase his own "result of work" to get premium to his already high salary. And people going to jail for nothing and can't do anything with it, because they are poor and uneducated. This is reality of russia (f**k this country, it doesn't deserve to be written with a capital letter). And I feel crazy apathetic bad because of this. And also when I realize that no one can do nothing with it. United Nations? Go f*сk yourselves UN bit**es! Useless stupid organization that just do nothing. I just hope people from developed countries are really better and has nothing close to this crazy bastards from my country. >fecking deal with it It's easy to talk like that when you are living in a place with AWESOME CLIMATE (compared to my city). No I don't want to "deal with it". I just don't ride at winter anymore, even indoors, because I don't get a single drop of joy from winter riding and because winter riding are complete and purest bullshit. And winter=death for trials, bmx and every bike related sport. By the way I don't see any progress in Russian trials sport, only decay and degradation. Street-trials are dead in Russia. Classic trials one foot in the grave. No new people, many riders leaving trials. But f**k'em all, I'll stay.

Pictures please. Yeah, f**king snow everywhere, 23rd march. 70% of days are cloudy/year. This is one of the most depressive places in the world. Riding? Are you kidding me?

Knocking someone out for fun is unacceptable for me. There should be a reason to knock someone out. IRL I'm pretty good, calm and gentle if there are no reason to turn unkind. If you believe in stereotype about crazy aggressive unstoppable Russians that can beat a shit out of 3-5 man in melee you are silly. Yes there are exist that kind of Russians, but most are just pathetic chavs and girl-like hipsters/mommyboys in skinny jeans like in other parts of the world. But overall living in Russia are more dangerous than in any developed country. I felt myself crazy extra sure and afraid nothing when I was in Europe (Finland, Sweden, Germany). European society are more "civilized" and polite. And your chavs and other scum are more pathetic and less dangerous than ours. They make me laugh even in 1 vs 3-5 situations. This is one of the most important thing I love in Europe (other ones are climate and quality of life). I want to move in but I need to organize my moneymaking here in Russia to work remotely or to earn enough to live good after moving and ideally I want to get permanent residence easily, just for buying some good house/making investment for example. I can give you some really good advice: Do not judge a man by his words or by his appearance. You don't really know me to draw conclusions about me.

No, I just don't care about others. I think they stupidness is their problem. So I'll do anything to make my live awesome and beautiful and that's all. Because no matter how hard you try - you can't turn stupid animal-like thing to a normal, adequate, intellectual person. Tested more than once. It's the same as if you dissatisfied with a place you live in: it's easier and would be more rational to move to better country, not to trying to turn your country to better, because YOLO (no jokes) and your life is pretty short to spend it on trying to do a life of bunch of stupid underdogs better. And they not even thank you for that. So in that case I don't see anything bad in that kind of behavior. Many people in many countries lives really bad and who's to blame except of themselves? Today we have Internet and all the information of any kind (any books, any documentaries, any science articles) are available to everyone. You can get uni class education just by sitting at home. But this assholes prefer facebook and watching funny cats from youtube, so I don't care about their troubles.

WТF are you talking about? Most of the people are stupid and can't distinguish BMX from Trials + acting like an idiots when seeing someone doing biketricks (trying to learn you, lol, that your riding is unacceptable (BIEKS IS 4 ROADZ AND NOTING ELZEEE) and you are kinda psycho . And who "we" are riding softly, tidily, away from people? A lot of us likes to go big and to do some hardcore dangerous shit. I get what you're trying to say, but people are stupid dicks and bellends and many of us have faced with this. About riding away from people, it's so awesome and beautiful, but people are everywhere, so it's pretty hard to find good spot with no/not so many people around.

Wow-wow-wow you can't compare awesome houses like this http://www.propertypal.com/94-castor-bay-road-lurgan/122756/photo-6 to shitty cheap 64m2 apartments in Russia for 46666. This is absolutely incomparable things.

Can you give me some links/pics? It's very cheap, we have same prices in my city but apartments for that price will be not so decent.

What about renting prices/month?

You planning to rent for whole life? I'm not trolling, I'm just interested.

Guys, what about you? Mark? Where are you all live? With parents?

My Example isn't an average, I'll need to find some statistics.

Well, to be objective we need to compare SAME apartments (there are many factors influencing on cost) in ~same city (by population at least). We also can use mortages, but it's harder to get and percent is pretty high (~14%+/year)

And how hard is to get your own apartments in city like Leeds if you have ~average salary? I want to compare to Russia. For example average annual income (after paying taxes) in my city are 5000 GBP (for average honest guy working on some usual job). Some economy-class new apartments ~64m2 costs ~2800000 RUB = 46666 GBP. So you have to save your money for almost 10 years and actually you have to not exist. So really with 5000GBP/year if you are alive and you are human you can save ~ 2000, no more. So to buy an apartments with average salary you need ~ 23.3 years. This is f**king stupid. I can't get it, how usual people live and survive in our f**king country? They even can't buy own apartments for whole life. Biketrials? Hobbies? Are you kidding? They have money only on food, paying for apartments and clothes. I just can't (not just don't want, I can't) live honestly in Russia, even the risk of going to jail/have a problems are irrelevant. If I would live honestly like others I will never have a good apartments, car and family. How can you buy f**king arcade/fourplay in Russia if it costs more than your quarterly income. Those who live honestly in Russia has no live, it's more like existence. So what about UK-average-honest-guy?

Honestly this was a f**king cheap ads, provided by crazybike. I just wanted to sell this brandnew frame because I didn't liked the geo. So some of people on TF lost a good chance to get it cheap because of thinking that I will get their money and they'll get nothing. "bad Russians" - that's what I was talking about. Bad PUTIN AND HIS FRIENDS, not Russians. Because ordinary people has no influence on political decisions. They are only may be used like a military resource.

Russians, Ukrainians, what the f**k are you talking about? My relatives are 50% Poland 50% Ukrainians and I'm Russian as said in my passport. f**k nations and f**k governments. Any war is just a realization of interests of political elite. And any war is bad for ordinary people, that used just as a resource (army, police) to realize interest of f**king bitches like putin. They don't care about deaths and injuries of people. They care only about their interests and power. They are absolutely inhumane. Also many of ordinary people are STUPID and this is BAD, because they are influenced by propaganda and will die/get injured for nothing. They will fight as they think for some good ideals, that really are nothing but a dust. But I still hope there will be nothing really bad. And do not forget - you can't believe to media. I want to leave this piece of crap country. Yes I have here some illegal capabilities to earn few hundred thousand pounds but this is the only advantage. I hate my country and I would prefer to born in UK and have a good education and job or legal business to this illegal money I have and can earn here. If situation in Ukraine will stabilize maybe I'll move there. Maybe to UK if I'll find a way how. I can't stand this shit and live in it.

ОМFG, DUDE. Get well soon. By the way many of trails/street-trials components are crap.

1) Same color anodizing and powder coating looks pretty different. 2) About resistance to scratches isn't it obvious? I don't believe you did not have anodized and painted parts and don't know how they resists impacts and scratches.

I did not call anyone an idiot. I've just asked..