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I don't like you.

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Cheers dude. Hugs.

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You suffer from severe curvature of the spine.

Ahh the Oro, awesome brakes

Yeah he did, he's one of my favourite comedians. Sadly he died not long ago but search YouTube.com for Mitch Hedberg and there's countless videos with even more fantastic quotes.

Mitch Hedberg: Once I had a Parrot that could talk, but it didn't say 'I'm hungy', so it died.

Sweet video guys, really enjoyed watching that. Can't wait to start trying some competitions.

Another thing that annoys me about weddings is that whoever died instantly becomes wonderful. I remember at a funeral of my Dad's work mate everyone there was an acquaintance, I doubt anybody was actually friends with the guy. Anyway, one of the people asked me if was alright because I'd known him a while and I replied with 'What are you talking about? He was a wanker'. The looks I got from people that overheard were shock and horror to be blunt. He went on a rant about how disrespectful I was but the dude f**ked my dad over several times, cheated on his wife and didn't talk to his children. He was a stone cold willy, but when it came to all the speeches everyone said how wonderful he was, such a dedicated husband and brilliant father. I know that all the people there knew it too, but nobody had the balls to say anything about it. I doubt anyone really misses the guy, so why make him some holy giver of joy when he had cock written all over him?

Not if they buried it in a place hard to find.

I've no idea why you'd want to celebrate being English.

I wouldn't say it's such a good idea. If you're say 45 and get hit by a car and you're in critical condition pending several months in hospital, surgery etc. etc. with a donor card, there could be some 6 year old kid or something who desperately needs an organ you can provide - chances are nobody will try quite so hard to save you seeing as a younger life takes priority. No thanks.

It's buried.

I want to be cremated and scattered somewhere nice. Screw being buried and rotting. If anything it could be considered more selfish to be buried - your family and friends pay out the ass to get it all done, then they suffer guilt trips if they don't come and lay flowers every week at your grave or whatever. F*ck hanging around, when I'm gone I want to be gone so people can get on with things.

Brilliant video, anyone able to translate what was said at the end?

Heh yeah I remember that. Remember this; 'Why is that monkey scared of bananas?' Haha.

You tell them where you think it is. If you're right, they come dig it up for you. If I found it, personally I'd sell it on and get myself something like a Glanza/Pulsar/WRX/Skyline with the money. Lovely.

If you join up you get emails with weird puzzles in, if you think you got it you go to the website (thehunt.volvocars.net) and enter your answer in a 'Solution Card' - if it's right you get the next puzzle, if not, you don't. It's a pretty awesome idea.

I thought it was wank to be honest. As for funny quotes all I'll say is Dave Chapelle.

Slap some HiFi's on there and it'll be a winner

Bloody brilliant, your riding is becoming real nice. The formula's awesome by the way, ta. I'm pretty certain you'll be enjoying more of my money very soon mate. Top stuff

It was on Google?