Ali C

I dont get it a man with a speach disorder was shopping. First he goes to the bakery "can I have a bum please" he says "dont you mean a bun?" says the baker "yeah, thats right" He then goes to the iron monger "can I have a f**ket please" he says "dont you mean bucket?" says the monger "yeah thats right" He then goes to the clock shop "can I have a cock please" he says "dont you mean a clock?" says the attendant "yeah thats right" he was then walking home and a man asks him for the time "sure" he says "just hold my bum and f**ket while I get my cock out" :(

right, had a proper ride today and to be honest I dont like it that much. Its far too bmxy, its just like a big bmx, but just harder to ride. I want a more trialsy bike that I can gap and sidehop, but then take to the skate park and ride that too. I am tempted to get a 24" frame, is anyone selling one? I will also bung on a rear maggie and have a tyre with some tread at the back and less than 80psi :("

nope, sorry :blink:

SURE DID. The paint on the tyres has come off a bit from riding through puddles, but its all good.

he aint lieing either, I have seen them! Some proper good stuff

super fly just like pie :blink:

bob Bob, the 45mm wide mavic rim (for sale, see the sale section) I have made other things, but I dont have the pics on my computer.

can you rememberthe way when you met me at the coop when we went to preston? if so you could meet me there and I can show you the way. The nearest motorway junction is at milnrow !!map here!! get off at junction 21 at milnrow, head towards littlebrorough. When you get to a t junction at a railway bridge, take a left onto the A58. Follow this road, you will see the rocks to your left as you get nearer. When you are nearing the top of the hill, look out for the White House pub, park in its car park. You should know where to got then :S

from what I gather, its very short, very heavy and bunnyhops like a dream and is also green and lean its also a machine.

I have never laughed soo much at somthing on the internet, I just love the cats exspression :) :ermm:

looks nice, I actually like it with those forks on :ermm: , still ot a fan of the frame colour though

want white tyres? easy peasy, just paint them :ermm:"

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ok, but dont say I didnt warn you :ermm:" you could pop in for a cuppa afterwards if you like? :) give us a shout 01422 843620

lol, dont expect anything good, I aint a street boy. I just wanted a bike I could bunnyhop and spin and take to the skate park every so often. I have just bathed the cables in wd40, its made the world of difference! they actually feel nice now, I cant wait till I can bung a heatsink v pad in the back! (its actually pretty good anyway with the stock shimano pads) I just wish it would stop bloody raining!!

I might be up for it, I wouldnt ride much as I have a broken rib but I can show you the way. ahem, actually you might not wanna go up there on sunday wet wet wet blackstone edge is not the place to be when its raining, or windy, or cold lol

ha ha, Tims screams when he is riding are proper funny, its not just his bike thats loud lol. I wanna find some dirt jumps to ride on my new bike.

lol yep it is pretty ugly, but it cost next to nothing, so I cant complain. It is a proper gyro, I am running my avid levers with the speed dial wound right in so it pulls less cable, seems to be getting better, I might stick with it for a while and see how it copes. I just had a little mess in my hall, managed to get a bar spin :ermm: taters

its green, its mean and its errmm wet out side :ermm: new bike, out of old parts (mostly), a lick of paint here and there and bobs your mums brother. I havnt ridden it properly yet, the headset adjuster is being a pain. The brakes feel WANK! but seem to work pretty well, I might bash a maggie on the back though. hope you like

another vote for the richey foams, they are deffo the best out