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That is a kiddies ticket :lol: I dunno why it's so much :-

Woops...

That was very poor sorry, i only wish i had got a mate's bail today.. ... he did a 9ft rolling gap to a tractor tyre, his front wheel went it the hole and he flew, literally and very fast, over the bars. That would have been £250's worth, but your effort seemed kinda poor to me, almost like it was staged :'( :lol: :(

Yeah damn cheap if you ask me :lol: Worth a buy just to resell :(

We're all doing a similar thing, our exam finishes at 10.45, so we are all meeting up down the meadows along with another school, and it'll be a big piss up / bbq, all day all night until everyone is dead.

In the quote box it goes.......

It's £12.30 return, i'm skint, and i have all sorts of shit going wrong too so, i'm f**ked. Sorry!

You're in't same boat as me, are yours on monday, tuesday and wednesday?

Exactly, i'm not a racist either, and i don't get pissed off when people tell fat jokes, i actually find them very funny, and i take the piss out of fellow fat people :'(

They're just as bad as the other jokes, calm down. Just because i have more of them doesn't mean i'm trying to compete.

My thought exactly, but it's Monkey, he's made me laugh loads before, so i can forgive him :'(

Well guess again, they're not. I bled it yesterday and they're fine, as you'd find out if you read my previsous post. And any tit who gets nitromors in thier eye deserves to be blind.

All in the spirit of the thread, no harm meant to be done to anyone. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot of his head. What do you do if you see a half dead nigger lying in the road? Stop laughing and reload your shotgun. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. What did the policeman call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you spread him real thin. Why are niggers like sperm? Only one in a million actually work. What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin. Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. That's all for now. :'(

Meh, prob only by a few seconds.

And the other half said yes :'("

A few from Glasgow, and 2 from Annan (near Carlisle)

Strange :'( Every single scottish girl i have asked has said yes, might just be luck :(

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Over half of the girls i have met and asked replied yes on the whole female fiddly business :'(" Ask any scottish girl about it and they'll reply yes...

Hey guys i've lost my computer cos i'm a tit, i'm using it now but i've lost it please help.. ...you fanny :'(

I have never been there either so train station is probably best. Greeny, it costs about £6 return for us on't train.

Me and greeny will meet you in p'boro station by the looks of it then, cos we'll already be on't train :blink:

I've just beeen playing with them now and it seems all good :blink:

I know there's no paint on the inside, and if there was i wouldn't be bothered cos i wouldn't see it anyway, but cos i'm lazy, i just dumped them in a pot of nitromors, i didn't have a brush handy :blink:" But i haven't bled them yet so i don't know if they are gonna leak :'(

Hmm, i see loads of people recommending koxx browns on a grind, but most of these people have tar on their grind :blink: Suggesting that the reason for the ware rate being so slow is because they are hard as tits, giving a poopy brake... Then again, i'd be willing accept a faster ware rate if i was getting a descent brake like i am at the minute with a medium grind and Rimjam Greens, no tar needed.