Has anyone seen my shoe?

I think your new bike looks the sex! Does it ride as good? Thanks, Callum

I personally like it. I wouldn't have it done my self but it looks good! Thanks, Callum

Nice vid liked it only bit I didnt like is at around 50 seconds you can only see you bottom half. You have a very nice ass but that good! (Y) Thanks, Callum

I thought the rule was not to come off the line at all? Thanks, Callum

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hello >Intellibuddy: Hi there! >You: Hello User >Intellibuddy: Hello there. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about User. Try being more or less specific. >You: Salutations, UserWho wrote The Program ?OK I will try it >Intellibuddy: Greetings, Human.Do you think your plan will succeed? Really. >You: Hi there!It has a 99chance of success.For real. >Intellibuddy: Hello UserHas it really?Existing in reality, eh? >You: Hello there. "it" being The Program? For real.Are you Canadian? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. >Intellibuddy: Salutations, User That is a very original thought.Existing in reality, eh?Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. >You: Greetings, Human.Are you Canadian? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a nationality but Dr.<br/> I have A lot of friends on the Internet.I'll tell Morpheus you said so.NO problem. Do you forget things often? >Intellibuddy: Hi there!Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. How deep?Would you like to know more? Oh, you are a poet.What kind of reply do you expect?Should there be a problem?No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly. >You: Hello UserDoesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr.<br/> I have A whole lot of original answers.I'll tell Morpheus you said so.What is it to you.<br/> I do not understand.I've heard that somewhere before (Y))Yeah that's right. Not really, but I can recite poetry.What kinds of reply do you expect are there?There are no problems.Um, What do you remember about everything in his or her log files but he or she can not access it directly ? >Intellibuddy: Hello there. In the context of UserDoesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr, I don't understand "Um What do you remember about everything in his or her log files but he or she can not access it directly." We have never talked about it before.What kind of reply do you expect?"It" refers to <br> I have A whole lot of original answers, I think.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Where? What happened after smileyes that is right ? Who said that?Oh really? And. Oh you can, can you?Finest kinds.Have faith, User.Er, User >You: That was a long time ago."it" being User?What kinds of reply do you expect are there? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Yeah that's right. Do you really mean it?You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.Woe! For real.But...Yeah that's right. No I don't think I can do can you. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.I've never thought about have faith User. In the context of User, I don't understand "Er User." >Intellibuddy: Was it really? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.Finest kinds.How deep?I thought I was right.For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?I am as sure as I can be.Yeah that's right. No I don't think I can do can you.Vancouver.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.Existing in reality, eh?But what?I thought I was right.Um, Where do you get your ideas?Where did you get your brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs but I do not have one for that?Would you like to have thought about have faith User?That was a long time ago. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. The replies just get bigger and bigger it is wank Thanks, Callum EDIT: DAMN YOU CIRCUS

Episode 2 is the best! Watched it when it was on fat-pie.com! Its great 'Wait dont have that power...... dont have many power, well bye' Thanks, Callum

EHH? Oh and there seems to be an emotion next to every topic Thanks, Callum EDIT: Seems only to be in trials chat (Y) EDIT EDIT: And are those folders ment to be choices? EDIT EDIT EDIT: At the bottom btw

Well done mate fancy giving me one? But seriously congrats really happy for you! Thanks, Callum

Is there a moderator part of the forum as well? Thanks, Callum

How cool! Weird voice though! Thanks, Callum EDIT: >Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it User. >You: im not a user >Intellibuddy: Oh I see you are NOT A user. >You: you better >Intellibuddy: Who is going to make me? >You: your mum >Intellibuddy: Actually I do not have a mother. >You: yes you do >Intellibuddy: Aha. When do I do it? >You: fridays >Intellibuddy: I will make a note of that.

7 mins left cisse about to come on? Why arent you watching it? Thanks, Callum

And now a penalty! 15 minuets and they're level! Thanks, Callum

Well dont open a topic about football then! Thanks, Callum 3-1 ;) 3-2 (Y)

3-0 now so theres no coming back. Unlucky, really wanted them to win. AC Milan are just brilliant though! Good luck in the UEFA cup next year. Thanks, Callum

And is there even 100 000 people registered for Trials-forum? Thanks, Callum

Then goths, townies and any other group you want to put people in. Discrimination. Like if trials riders were banned from asda or something even if I didnt go there id still complain. I dont like chavs as much as the next guy but whos choice is it to pick who are chavs and who are not? Thanks, Callum

Its not laboutr who started it. It was black/bluewater (dunno which one it is)! I dont care to be honest! Thanks, Callum

Sorry to piss on your chips! Thanks, Callum

Looks swish and not a bad job on the cranks. Hope she rides like a beast! Thanks, Callum

Then ill anally inspect them and tell them to get a decent pet that is low maintaince (like my tortiose!) Thanks, Callum

No your not Personally I think it is wankadoodlepoo along with the rest of the ringtones Thanks, Callum

How? Sorry, Callum

Genius. Then there would be a civil war between all the chavs blaming each other for the fact that there is no burberry! I love you tart! Thanks, Callum

What advantages are there when you tap? Surely hitting the wheel on the object will slow you down? Thanks, Callum