Has anyone seen my shoe?

5ft 8" actually! Three inches shorter than you! Ha I win end of argument! Thanks, Callum

Shut up you anorexic (sp?) beehatch! lol :wub: I only weigh 10 stone! Thanks, Callum

You can tell Bondys been reading up on this stuff! Look in my sig! Personally I dont think there is anything after death simply beacause why should there be? Thanks, Callum

I knew it im a freek! (Y) Thanks, Callum

Good on him but there is one problem! Wont he now have Blazing Squad after him? Thanks, Callum

Fine I can stick 4 fingers in my belly button! :"> Thanks, Callum

I have an innie but i wont tell about the strange thing about my innie! Funny how no outties have posted! Thanks, Callum

I like a mixture: Killswitch Engage (Take This Oath (Y) ) Rise Against The Killers Snow Patrol Stuff like that. Thanks, Callum

Mines 21.44! (Y) I thought I was a fat boy! Oh well! Thanks, Callum

Alot of the points here I agree with i.e eradicating the low life that ruin ours. These people need getting rid of and I think that evolution needs to carry on its course. *Puts on Bill Oddie voice* Assume that there were salamanders living in some grasslands. Suppose that these salamanders had a hard time walking because their short legs couldn't trample the tall grasses or reach the ground. Suppose that these salamanders began to slither on their bellies to move from place to place. Because they didn't use their legs, the leg muscles wasted away from disuse and the legs thus became small. Then the salamanders mated and passed this acquired trait to their offspring. In time the salamander's legs were used so rarely that they disappeared. Thus legless salamanders, i.e snakes, evolved from salamanders by inheriting the acquired characteristic of having no legs. Now imagine the chav, a group of low life scum that society hated and wanted to make sure that this scum was not on the planet for the next generation. These chavs waste the tax payers money in such ways as, being in prison, vandalising property and normal people getting so streesed they buy a shotgun to kill them all. Now imagine if all these chavs were locked up by the rest of the population, females in seperate prisions to males. This would, eventually, kill off all the unwanted and useless (like the salamanders legs) chavs and thus natuaral selection would have occured. And one other thing, that movie is one of the best I seen and actually triggered some emotions. This guard, Percy (evil one), is another type of person that needs eradicating. He gets a thrill out of torturing others and then gets away with it as his dad is in a high position in the business (I think). These people are scum and I agree with MrMonkey. I have very strong views and I think that chavs should not exist at all! THE END! Thanks, Callum

Having been recently validated I would say that the moderators are doing a great job! While I was in the new members section I told alot of useful things, such as why people say bump and stuff like that. Also some of the members in there can be a bit..... lets say immature! So :ermm: you mods, admin and senior members Thanks, Callum

Come on someone tell us your technique! Can only get 272.4 Thanks, Callum

This may sound strange but drink lots of lucozade (original)! :ermm: Always makes me better and I know a few mates who do the same! Thanks, Callum

Well done mate! :P That shouldn't be a minor! How is forgetting to pull the catch going to endanger other divers? Have fun, BTW what car have you got? Thanks, Callum

That programme was well weird! :P Wait a second im going to peel all the skin off you! And the german guy looks like freddie crouger! :P Thanks, Callum