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James_Porter

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  1. pow pow POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i will, maybe. or we could go somewhere better?
  2. see thanks to me you can all sleep tonight now that you know... he has a g/f
  3. everyone is jizzing over benito WHAT BRAKE SET UP HAVE YOU GOT!?!?!?!?!?!? POW POW! im going to ask the one question everyone wants to know
  4. your having a laugh simon... diet stuff is wank. from what i can sort of remember you were eating a diet ice cream aswell, thats how not hardcore you are.
  5. nice one rich... what was the massive bang on the harsh bit at the end? just the landing or did anything actually break?
  6. you fag, is that all i mean to you, "sheer genius" what the toffee happy birthday you ass
  7. there is a simple way to settle this... deng and the owner of koxx has a rock,paper, sissors tournament till death... if it is constantly a draw then they will go to phase 2 of my tournament... a javalin(sp) constest using the frames... once again if its a draw, its a dirty fight till death...no rules and they have to be naked...it will be in a cage, and waynio will be put in at half time, cause hes mad like a lion...and will just add suspense. thats what i think should happen.
  8. no im not...im in swindon. im not spending £20 on a ticket to have a shit ride cause i got a gay hope hub on. so stedman and other worcester lot are coming swindon have fun you gays...i will miss y'all especially you HOBBSIE!
  9. i hope i loose my jizz to more than a towel in 06
  10. think about the ass.... they will be on the bus... OH MY THEY WILL BE ON THE BUS! you can do LOTS on a bus you know....nudge nudge... i think the journey will go quick if we get on the right one. you with me?
  11. ginger ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa f**k riding 2miles...im not taking my bike this year, probably wasnt going to take it even if it was at bath and west showground. didnt ride it at all last year and just worried about it so there is no point...thus no takey wakey.
  12. rope + bumper + tied to leg of bench = yes it can be done.
  13. DADADADADADADADA BUS WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. not able to make it... :@ proppa f**ked off. sorry.
  15. ye but this is trials forum... actually i didnt advertise my loving...just mentioned it, is that allright?
  16. blatently in his ass, stupid chinese bummer...blatently getting warned/band for this
  17. lets just bum deng off and make a tf frame. im more than welcome to jizz in dengs face to make him go blind so we can have the upper hand in designing frames.
  18. damn... rich people = small willys gay bmx'ers with no teeth = small willys ginger fags from swindon who havent had g/f's for OH SO LONG! = really long but really thin willy waynio = MASSIVE nuts but tiny dick dave indian harding = likes to think hes god and has what women want but he really doesnt, but he does have a reasonably sized dick phil jizzy williams = just jizz's ALL the time, its like a constant flow. DENG! = women god, knows just what they want, but has a tiny dick and all his money in the world cant fix that...so when women get him naked he has got to stand there and let them laugh at him "its not even cold deng...your a fag *KICK*" i hope i have cleared some issues up regarding whats going on in this thread. i might send a link to this thread in an email to deng actually.
  19. deng has now been added to the gangbang...hes ashamed of his man penis cause its so small so keeps it covered up using his spaz hand...but all rich people have small willys...i personally live in the worlds smallest house cause i have no money...you get me also i jizzed on dengs head before we started for laugh...he doesnt know SHHHHHHHHHHHh
  20. shed some light on this picture with your bulb dave.
  21. john doesnt care, he would take her on, headstrong
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