Michael Hardman

I take offence to that, Im a nice BMXer

I hate dmaths didnt stop me doing an A level in it (forced by school) I took the intermediate maths gsce and didnt revise came out with a b, easiest exam going. One of my mock questions was to spell 20,000.

step, pivot, twist, step, twist hunmp then thunp

No no no. 24 inch rim is either Sun or Arrows rims. Nothing else comes close.

Marmite Pain Ebay - it makes me wait too long

It says 90% factory built or RTR wha the hell does that last bit mean

Whats a sister? God Im lucky

Girls who look good but underneath everything ar eugly f**kers. So fake girls.

Now blow me down that was a fart and a half

Pay your fees I decided not to and ayear later I had a letter trying to take me to court so I paid

Im confussed

What do you prefer as your tea time tiffle. Im a spirits man Someone edit my poll please.

Think thats quite funny, you dont seem to like yourself much though you have to live with it, although surgrey is a solution. Oh dont worry about being 'dum' I get asked a question and its five mins beofre I realise.

1. Red wine makes me throw up 2. Chavs 3. Mopeds - why god why get a proper bike 4. Posh people 5. Lazy people (work thing) 6. This government - the charging motorists to use roads thing they have it all wrong good idea will never work though, my ideas are better. 7. This country 8. Smoking in pubs and clubs and bars 9. The royal family 10. Religion 11. Shit music - rap, r and b. 12. Eurovision 13. Uninsuresed drivers 14. Horseracing 15. Fox hunting and the post knobs that go with it 16. Fat people that wonder why their fat, lazy turds 17. Daytime TV 18. Anyone bettewr than me at trials 19. The western world for screwing up the third world countries. 20. Athletic sports that have nothinh to do with athletic abilities. 21. Runny farts 22. That sick taste you get sometimes when you burp in your throat 23. S.B.D,s 24. The shit road surface conditions 25. Contantly changing weather, just be 30.c and sunny There you go what a sad moaning lot we are Im sure I could think of more

Nope but I havea get ready to ride playlist Saliva - click clik boom and superstar Whoever signs Eye of the Tiger Chemical Brothers - Galvanise A- Nothing Bily Tallent and everyof theres Really anything that hhas a fast beat and is load and heavy

Ws well good event, I rode ike a mong to start with then got into it. My hands are black from mydamm grips. Bring on more summer demos If anyone has vids or pics post them up for all to see I think its defo worth it.

I lose count with my jeans. I wore a hole in one of them at the bottom then took them off to cop p and make lok nice. T sirts 2 days ish unless ive been pub or club f**king smokers and the sit smell they make my clothes go. Ban smoking so my cothes smell nice for longer. Anyone ever wash teir shoes?

Reminds me I need to write them an email back to praise them again despite the bank holiday f**k up. Damm good peoplke I was going to hate them but the email they sent me was so nice I love them again

nickelback - how you remind me moloko - the time is now - its not aucustic but its mellow anyway great song great band

i have a cd somewhere with classics oasis - little by little is wicked so mellow Having a listen ow oh its good

I have cut down tensioners on my echo and dan had his tensioners o nthe inside of his old echo and everything was fine.

Yes sir, oh oh me me (waves hand frantically) Me me Actually maybe not

Arh whoops should nver have thrown those green ones away

I was looking at this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...5978745114&rd=1 I like my gt cars. Or theres this one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...5978718967&rd=1

Famous siloettes of trials riders or maybe porn. No scrap that last bit instead karma sutra